Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 8:52 PM BSTI'm surprised you have the ability to read my words...
Seek not praise for your words
For only comfort from within
Can truly keep the essence
Of the joy or pain
That drew each close together
And keeps them there
Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 8:59 PM BSTIf it's just a MASSIVE coincidence, then it's fine.
But if you hear about a book, think it sounds interesting, check the name of the author, and then decide against it if it's a woman... then I'm afraid you're most definitely sexist. And a bit of a silly plonker.
Coincidence, I promise.
Just to put it into context I tend to read a lot of non fiction books, biographies etc. I hadn't realised how few novels I actually read until I looked at my bookcase to see if I had read a book by a female author that I had forgotten about!
I've never had a banana, a peanut or a curry.
We'll let you off, then. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2011, 9:28 PM BSTI've never had a banana, a peanut or a curry.
You might have a secret peanut allergy!
Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2011, 9:28 PM BSTI've never had a banana, a peanut or a curry up my arse (apart from the banana and peanut)
Oh, and a bhuna.
Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2011, 9:28 PM BSTI've never had a curry.
Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 9:29 PM BSTYou might have a secret peanut allergy!
Or be gay.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2011, 9:33 PM BSTOr be gay.
*post self censored
Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 9:29 PM BSTWe'll let you off, then.
I don't like how excited you sound at that prospect, zooo.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 9:34 PM BSTBenderist!
You're the bendererist, bumder!
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2011, 9:35 PM BSTYou're the bendererist, bumder!
You are the gay Fonz
Ehhhhhh. *thumbs up (your ass)*
Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2011, 9:34 PM BSTI don't like how excited you sound at that prospect, zooo.
There may or may not be a Snickers in the post.
Quote: chipolata @ September 5 2011, 9:28 PM BSTI've never had a banana, a peanut or a curry.
That is SO weird! Are you an alien? (hides and tries to imagine a protective surrounding force).
Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 9:34 PM BSTBenderist!
Homophobicist gayist