British Comedy Guide

Fictional products you'd like to buy

Fictional brands that turn up in films and TV and stuff you'd like to own.

"Yeast Lords the Bronco Years" by Benjamin Purvis
A pack of red apple cigarettes
A tin of "Angry Norwegian" anchovies.
Can of Slurm

Any of the sweets in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Especially the lickable wallpaper.

Didn't most of them have near lethal effects?

Only if you were naughty, and didn't do what Mr. Wonka said.
I am an angel.

You mean you ignored him and died

You're just bitter 'cos you turned into a blueberry.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 8:16 PM BST

You're just bitter 'cos you turned into a jewberry.

That's out of order!

*shakes fist*

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 8:21 PM BST

*shakes fist* *makes nazi salute*

*hides in attic*

Heil get you in a minute.

Chew shoes
Fish Comb
Rainbow dew
Elephant tears
Accident screams
Chalk backed pants

Bad Wolf

Blue Rat.

Gummi Berry Juice

Slusho.

And Red Apples, I don't smoke but I'd smoke those.

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ September 5 2011, 9:46 PM BST

Gummi Berry Juice

Made from Gummi bear bile glands.

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