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Who do you fancy? Page 666

Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2011, 6:42 PM BST

Two career paths for women in sport who aren't athletes. If you're attractive become a sports reporter and if you're not become a P.E teacher.

I'm fairly certain that every P.E. teacher I had was into women. That goes for the males and females alike.

One of my P.E teachers was called Mrs Pain (she was also scary). She had "that look" but she played the long game as it were. One by being a "Mrs" and two by having daughters who where in my class. All a little bit too convenient I thought. *suspicious*

Here's one for the sensitive artists...

Just watched a Jools Holland thing where Mazzy Star were doing Blue Flower, and I'd forgotten how much I used to be into this singer.

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Uh oh. Page 666.

And has anyone mentioned Zara

No, but I'm about to mention Jessica Alba. (In Spy Kids 4, but still.)

Quote: Jack Daniels @ September 1 2011, 8:02 PM BST

Here's one for the sensitive artists...

Just watched a Jools Holland thing where Mazzy Star were doing Blue Flower, and I'd forgotten how much I used to be into this singer.

I think he's a bit fatter nowadays and I prefer his piano stylings to his singing, but he does have some cool guests that is true.

Laughing out loud

clap,clap

Quote: Jack Daniels @ September 1 2011, 11:03 PM BST

Laughing out loud

clap,clap

Mate, don't write 'clap' in a who do you fancy thread...

Quote: AJGO @ September 1 2011, 11:04 PM BST

Mate, don't write 'clap' in a who do you fancy thread...

:O

Hey Marc is it true you have Elvis Presley chained up in your torture dungeon and force him to perform Hard Evidence the Opera?

Quote: Marc P @ September 1 2011, 10:58 PM BST

I think he's a bit fatter nowadays and I prefer his piano stylings to his singing, but he does have some cool guests that is true.

You have no cociense you monster.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2011, 11:08 PM BST

You have no cociense you monster.

I think this is probably true! Laughing out loud

Quote: AJGO @ September 1 2011, 11:04 PM BST

Mate, don't write 'clap' in a who do you fancy thread...

I knew I was gonorrhea a line like that.

i heard you killed the dog out of Frasier with a shovel and wear him as a hat at satanic orgies.

Quote: Marc P @ September 1 2011, 11:12 PM BST

I think this is probably true! Laughing out loud

There's no end to your infamy.

Quote: Jack Daniels @ September 1 2011, 11:18 PM BST

I knew I was gonorrhea a line like that.

Laughing out loud

How long have you been saving that in the desperate hope someone would provide an opportunity? *Furtively jots down*

Quote: Jack Daniels @ September 1 2011, 11:18 PM BST

I knew I was gonorrhea a line like that.

Veni VD Itchy.

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