Awards

Anyone won any awards? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/303925_1792866600592_1807497858_1227340_1744474657_n.jpg
Best Seller
London · Jul 2010 to present · London, United Kingdom
MR.J® Awards: Indie Print Press, Inc Book Awards (2011) Angie's Diary VIP Award (2011) Underground UK Publishing Book Awards (2011) Edit this post | Permalink MR.J BIO: Meet Mr. J, a mouth-breathing-barbaric-lousy-writer so self involved that he failed Astronomy 101 because he literally thought the world revolved around him. Someone once stole his identity but it was quickly returned . . . along with several others to choose from. Mr. J is writing a new book or as he called it "an Amish blog". It will probably have more unread pages than crack dealer's beeper during the 80's. MR.J'S BOOK REVIEWS "Amphigory Almanac" ranked #38 on AMAZON'S TOP SELLER HUMOR BOOKS LIST July 17,2010 & Mr.J (brandon diddy jones) is nominated as BEST BREAKTRHOUGH AUTHOR 2011 by INDIEPRINT PRESS, INC For more information or to contact the author -topics.dallasnews.com/article/0fJz5Km9DIdOk?q=Barnes+%26+Noble%2C+Inc.

Yes, I won it for being able to spell the word "breakthrough".

I taught him spelling and grammar.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 1 2011, 8:23 AM BST

Yes, I won it for being able to spell the word "breakthrough".

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Go on then.

amazon.com/author/mrj

OUTSKIRTSPRESS.COM/MEETMRJ

facebook.com/mrjwriter

booktour.com/author/34510
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Amphigory Almanac: Hebetudinous Humour, Pedantic Prose, & Linguistic Levity: Meet Mr. JPaperback: $15.95May 19, 2010 (5)Paperback: 140 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press; 1st edition (May 19, 2010)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #56 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________
Customer ReviewsMost helpful review My Opinion Of The BookDiddy certainly gives your mind and imagination a run for it's money with this piece. He shows simply that there are many facets to each of our personalities through his laugh out...Read the full reviewPublished 17 months ago by SaraMost recent review It's hilariousAll I knew, when I started reading this, was it's a comedy. What it is, is an interesting collection of shorts (short stories), many of them relating to each other, and many stand...Read the full reviewPublished 6 months ago by Poppet> _______
Meet Mr. JPaperback: $11.95April 26, 2011 (1)Paperback: 68 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press (April 26, 2011)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #167 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________

BOOK EXCERPT:
Meet Mr. J, a mouth-breathing-barbaric-lousy-writer so self involved that he failed Astronomy 101 because he literally thought the world revolved around him. Someone once stole his identity but it was quickly returned . . . along with several others to choose from. Mr. J is writing a new book or as he called it "an Amish blog". It will probably have more unread pages than crack dealer's beeper during the 80's.

Awards:

Indie Print Press, Inc Book Awards (2011)
Angie's Diary VIP Award (2011)
Underground UK Publishing Book Awards (2011)

...Or, "How to make your post look like spam in one easy step".

Care to write something original with formatting and prose that makes sense rather than copy and pasting from another website, Mr J?