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Given the state of them in that photo, it's probably a good idea.

Could do. Give 'em a scrape...

Stick em in the kettle, quick boil, on the radiator. Good as new and dry in time for hometime.

Quote: chipolata @ August 30 2011, 12:00 PM BST

*remembers days when he had human-female Ellie to flirt with. Now just filthy man-bum Lucas* :(

I'm here.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 31 2011, 12:18 PM BST

I'm here.

I'm not. I have to nip out now. To meet someone. Teary

First day back at work after ho;iday and 190 emails to deal with!

Going to the cinema for the first time in about 10 years.

Why, what is showing in ten years time?

Hopefully Hard Evidence: The Movie.

Lol :)

Quote: Marc P @ August 31 2011, 1:01 PM BST

Why, what is showing in ten years time?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 31 2011, 12:16 AM BST

What kind of seed...?

You naughty girl! :O

Quote: Leevil @ August 31 2011, 1:02 PM BST

Hopefully Hard Evidence: The Movie.

Nah the porn version

Evident Hardness

with Mark P Ness

I'll have you know that P Ness has now been accepted in the Dictionary as a word meaning witty puns & quips.
So these days if you get your P ness out, you had beter make sure that you've got something funny to say.

I was going to suggest Blood Jerk as a porn title but it sounds ever so painful.
*Put's P ness away

Quote: Leevil @ August 31 2011, 12:57 PM BST

Going to the cinema for the first time in about 10 years.

So I went and saw my first 3D movie. It was okay. Probably won't be seeing another 3D one in a hurry though. Planning on going back to the cinema next weeek to watch the fella in my avatar but def in good old 2D.

But the biggest negative was that the effect stopped outside the frame of the screen. It's not like I wouldn't expect that to happen, it's just something I hadn't considered before I went. Another problem was that the "shades" ruin the vibrancy of the picture. I keep lifting them up to feed my eyes some precious bright light. One more thing, the CGI looks a lot worse close up and blurry and in what I believe it standard definition. Yes.

Btw, the film was Final Destination 5. Yes, I'm a teenager. It was an okay film, didn't do anything we haven't seen before the previous installments.

What food did we sneak in? Jam tarts. Rock n roll! Cool

Ooh jam tarts, nice.

3D films are a bit dark and gloomy, aren't they.

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