world's most evil biscuits
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Leevil's Big Biscuit Thread Page 2
The value versions of Jaffa Cakes are absolutely acceptable.
Nothing beats the taste of Dunnocks 'Piper Biscuits' but for added flavour they have to have been stolen!
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits....
Clues in the name
They are called 'Cakes' for tax reasons, they are however a biscuit.
They are defo a biscuit. They are sold in the biscuit aisle with the other biscuits. They are kept at home in the biscuit cupboard with the other biscuits. THEY ARE BISCUITS.
You owe 2.3p per pack held.
Wrong
biscuits go soft when stale
ever tried to eat a stale Jaffa cake?
Like concrete
THAT'S why it is officially BY LAW a cake
Chocolate digestives, Bourbon creams, gypsy creams, figrolls, too many to mention. Does anyone know what happened to Lincoln Creams?(they were a plain shortbread type biscuit,with no cream!) haven't seen them for ages and I used to love them.
I eat bootleg biscuits so f**k the law, I'd like to see them try to make me pay full f**king whack for a snack!
Whoreos, Kat Kits, Cadberries Assaulted, Ratz, Wigon Wheals, I can lay my filthy mits on all the top brand names, no f**king problem!
Quote: lofthouse @ August 27 2011, 10:26 PM BSTWrong
biscuits go soft when stale
ever tried to eat a stale Jaffa cake?
Like concrete
THAT'S why it is officially BY LAW a cake
That's what people want you to think.
But the logical and sesnsible among us know it's a biscuit. 
Anybody want to play the biscuit game?
Jaffa Cakes are biscuits. Anyone who disagrees with this is a hate-filled terrorist.
I don't like to think that I spent last night watching Gremlins 2 and eating 24 cakes.
By the way, custard creams are good when you peel them apart and stick the two cream halves together to make a big-mac style double-custard cream.
That is some hedonistic biscuitry!
We live life on the edge in Wigan.