Poor kitty. 
Go and be nice to the poor thing.
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Heading to a beer festival. First we have to meet some strangers to sell a truck. We're all packin' in case there's trouble. 
Can you take your "heat" into the beer festival?
As long as there are no signs to the contrary. I doubt I will but then I run the risk of having it stolen from the truck.
Why not take your truck into the festival?
It's a massively huge pickup and won't fit through the pub door.
Quote: DaButt @ August 27 2011, 7:15 PM BSTAs long as there are no signs to the contrary. I doubt I will but then I run the risk of having it stolen from the truck.
Is this beer festival a pub with guest beers or is it more a country festival fair with families n shit?
Quote: DaButt @ August 27 2011, 7:19 PM BSTthe pub door...
Ahh.
Quote: DaButt @ August 27 2011, 7:07 PM BSTFirst we have to meet some strangers to sell a truck. We're all packin' in case there's trouble.
This is genius.
I can picture the Mexican standoff:
"Gimme the keys"
"You show us the money first"
"Keys, and then money"
Then each side sends one their boys to a halfway point, collect the cash, throw the keys and insurance papers then scarper.
A pub that brews beer is teaming up with a local brewery to offer a bunch of special, limited-edition brews.
Cool. Have fun and good luck with the truck thing.
I have reported this entire Gun/Car/ beer caper to the Texas Rangers Office in Huston. After thanking me for my community spirit, I was personally assured by Chief Hank Whitman that if they can get there on time then everyone at this meet will be blown to f**king pieces.
You gotta love those Rangers!
???? (Okay, I know I should ignore this)
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 8:25 PM BSTI have reported this entire Gun/Car/ beer caper to the Texas Rangers Office in Huston. After thanking me for my community spirit, I was personally assured by Chief Hank Whitman that if they can get there on time then everyone at this meet will be blown to f**king pieces.
You gotta love those Rangers!
Texas cops love beer and love guns and love trucks. Good luck with that.
Oops I forgot to mention that I told him that you're all Gay Mexican Jews who burn churches for the commie party who then pay you in crack. Good luck with that!
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 27 2011, 8:25 PM BSTI have reported this entire Gun/Car/ beer caper to the Texas Rangers Office in Huston. After thanking me for my community spirit, I was personally assured by Chief Hank Whitman that if they can get there on time then everyone at this meet will be blown to f**king pieces.
You gotta love those Rangers!
You haven't been keeping up?
DaButt is licenced to carry a hidden firearm.