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TWO PAIRS OF DENTURES ON A DATE AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

WAITER
May I take your order?

MALE DENTURES
I'll have the Vindaloo with extra chillies, a side of Bombay Aloo, onion bhajis, house speciality hot samosas and a garlic naan.

FEMALE DENTURES
I'll just have the Korma, (CHATTERS TEETH) sensitive palate you know.

It's a bit of a groaner. But I like you. You're hired kid!

To make it easy to film, how about using two people and reveal one of them to be an artist.

I think this would be really funny visually.
So much so, that I wonder if there's a sketch in there where the waiter has the only line.
In any case I think that if the palate thing is the punch, as nice as it is.
There's a better pay off in there somewhere.

My gran would always be losing her false teeth. I think she had dementres.

Perhaps if the dentures are not revealed at the start then it reveals one of them with teeth and the other with no teeth. The teethed denture asks for steak and the no teeth dentures says, 'I'll jusssht have sshoup pleeash.'

Thanks for the comments, I did wonder about whether to keep their identity till the end, or have it more as a silent like Steve said, that might well work so may do another version.

Makes for an intresting visual.

Your bits tend to always have scope for an ongoing series. I can picture several scenarios/jokes for dentures on dates. Good stuff.

Thanks JD :)

Quote: Leevil @ August 27 2011, 1:54 AM BST

My gran would always be losing her false teeth. I think she had dementres.

>_< Laughing out loud

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 26 2011, 11:43 PM BST

TWO PAIRS OF DENTURES ON A DATE AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

WAITER
May I take your order?

MALE DENTURES
I'll have the Vindaloo with extra chillies, a side of Bombay Aloo, onion bhajis, house speciality hot samosas and a garlic naan.

FEMALE DENTURES
I'll just have the Korma, (CHATTERS TEETH) sensitive palate you know.

:D Just a thought, how about Waiter; Any drinks with that?...

Male denture; Yeah 2 glasses of house steradent.

Like it :D

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