A: I say, I say, I say... what do you call an Irish detective?
B: I don't know, what do you call an Irish detective?
A: Jedward Woodward.
I say, I say, I say
I say I say I say
what kind of man would f**k his twin brother?
Jedwood.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 26 2011, 6:26 PM BSTA: I say, I say, I say... what do you call an Irish detective?
B: I don't know, what do you call an Irish detective?
A: Jedward Woodward.
Noooooooooooooooooo! 
Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2011, 11:09 PM BSTI say I say I say
what kind of man would f**k his twin brother?
Jedwood.
I think it is who?.... SJ Would be better.
Like it, it reminds me of a terrible joke I heard some time ago.
What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head?
I don't know.
Edward.
What do you call a man with 2 pieces of wood on his head?
I don't know.
Edward Wood
What do you call a man with 3 pieces of wood on his head?
I don't know.
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with 4 pieces of wood on his head?
I don't know.
I don't know either but Edward Woodward would.