British Comedy Guide

Big Evil vs Little Evil

I just watched Hugh's Chicken Run and to stop loads of chickens being battery farmed he decided to create his own farm to show us, the British Public, what conditions are like.

Got me thinking what little evil would you do to stop a bigger evil or are you a wooly jumper wearing bleeding heart libertarian like me?

I used to wanna plant bombs
at the last night of the proms.

Now I'm frequently in one of the boxes.

:O Er OK

Destroy Earth to save the Universe?

Hmmmm! Difficult quezzie.
I would like to break both the legs of my Son Jack to stop him from riding his motorbike & possibly killing himself.
I would also Like the ingredients of a poison apple, from the wicked stepmother, to put my Son kyle into a deep sleep till the wars are over.

It is a bit like a question my son asked me years ago. His was "If you could go back in time to when Hitler was 3 years old. Could you kill him inorder to save millions".

Quote: Charley @ January 8, 2008, 12:07 AM

It is a bit like a question my son asked me years ago. His was "If you could go back in time to when Hitler was 3 years old. Could you kill him inorder to save millions".

Surely the only answer a decent, caring human being could make to that would be.. it depends if I'm going to get get caught or not..

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 7, 2008, 11:46 PM

I used to wanna plant bombs
at the last night of the proms.

Now I'm frequently in one of the boxes.

Are there no Billy bragg fans on here then?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 8, 2008, 12:34 AM

Are there no Billy bragg fans on here then?

*Massive sigh* Laughing out loud Thought you were a looney for a minute there :)

If Hitler was alive today
They'd send a limo anyway.

What the hell is that from?
Anyone?
Cos I certainly don't know where it popped up from.

Ooh Ooh I know. They're my favoritist band ever

Burton suits you think its funny
Turning Rebellion into Money :)

I won't put who it is so someone else can guess

All over people changing votes
Along with their overcoats.

I'm off to Hammersmith to see the four tops ;)

It's my era so I know! But I'll let you tell 'em! :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 8, 2008, 12:54 AM

It's my era so I know! But I'll let you tell 'em! :)

Anything to avoid a clash. Nah I'll let you tell them or have I already told them? *cue spooky music*

I always liked the fact that their double A side asked should I stay or should I go straight to hell

Quote: Badge @ January 8, 2008, 1:04 AM

I always liked the fact that their double A side asked should I stay or should I go straight to hell

Laughing out loud R.I.P Joe Strummer. The greatest political musician of all time.

P.S. If you don't know it by now you're obviously working for the Clampdown Angry

Yeah, anyway. Let's kill all the French.

Wait, this is meant to be something that's evil. Ermmmm...

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