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Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 26 2011, 9:50 AM BST

that is of course if she chooses not to answer your question.

I'm BCG Royalty, of course she'll answer it! Cool

Sitting. Chair optional.

Mr Brown given that you're a Jedi Master and tutor you could do with expanding on that one a tad?

Quote: chipolata @ August 26 2011, 9:35 AM BST

How long does it take you walking to work? Eh?

Ummm about 55 minutes.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 26 2011, 9:23 AM BST

Have you considered altering your route and getting in an extra few yards of walkage?

Well I'm moving jobs - and this will double the distance. So I won't be able to walk anymore - but once my fractured wrist is healed I'll start running/cycling again.

Quote: chipolata @ August 26 2011, 9:53 AM BST

I'm BCG Royalty, of course she'll answer it! Cool

Of course King Chip.

Thank God you posted your timings, I had missed the 10.30 flying boat that goes out to the secret island that has the big computer hidden inside it.

Plus I forgot to wash my sky blue all in one bodysuit and white quasi Japanese snipers cap, so I wouldn't have been allowed in anyway.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 26 2011, 10:35 AM BST

Of course King Chip.

You better believe it. Now on your knees, girl, and prepare for a good knighting. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ August 26 2011, 9:53 AM BST

I'm BCG Royalty...

I can confirm this, as one of his humble acolytes.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 26 2011, 10:49 AM BST

I can confirm this, as one of his humble acolytes.

Quote: chipolata @ August 26 2011, 10:47 AM BST

You better believe it. Now on your knees, boy, and prepare for a good knighting. ;)

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Your most humble servant, sir.

Chip has to venture outside now. It's pretty murky out there and he hasn't got a brolly. :(

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 26 2011, 11:04 AM BST
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Your most humble servant, sir.

As you were, soldier.

Certainly sir. I shall return to the waiting position. Just ring the bell.

Quote: chipolata @ August 26 2011, 11:10 AM BST

Chip has to venture outside now. It's pretty murky out there and he hasn't got a brolly. :(

Whhaaaaaaaaat a twat!!!

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 26 2011, 10:01 AM BST

Mr Brown given that you're a Jedi Master and tutor you could do with expanding on that one a tad?

I would... only there is very little else to say.

May the farce be with you, but its gone over my head and my nick names Lofty

I found myself in a 'stare-out' with a fox the other day. He/she was non-plussed by my presence.

You should have offered it a tasty titbit. Has my example been for nothing?

Thunder and lightning here, very close at hand.

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