I haven't got a mouse,I did have one, but the little wheel seem to attract Belly Button type hair so I threw it away.
I was going to buy another one but then I remembered something I think I saw on Tenko or that fat F**king Ray Mears made for some Pygmies while he ate them out of house and hut.
Basically wash out a small empty tin of Heinz Spaghetti hoops (Take label off for reception & Copyright reasons)
Then covertly get some copper wire (Old folks home smoke detectors are a good source)
Punch two holes in the can using half a fork (Middle prongs bent back) or stab it twice with your flick knife.
Then put the wire through the two holes in the can and then ram he other end of the wire into the Esc button on your keyboard and your up and running.