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OPN and Competitions around the North West wanted Page 2

Quote: Tim Azure @ August 25 2011, 2:05 PM BST

Is 1990 your year of birth? You look about 13!

A diet of Dairylea cheese spread and Morrisons' extra tasty chicken for that youthful skin! And that is a VERY good picture of me. Rather appropriately enough for this funny I do look a bit funny.

Also, cheers for the compiment...? ;)

Quote: Kyle Gardner @ August 25 2011, 2:38 PM BST

A diet of Dairylea cheese spread and Morrisons' extra tasty chicken for that youthful skin! And that is a VERY good picture of me. Rather appropriately enough for this funny I do look a bit funny.

I'm not sure that just eating processed cheese and a fatty type of chicken (as anything 'extra tasty' usually is) has anything to do with it.

Do you have to look funny? I sound funny and that doesn't help stand up...

Well sounding funny helped Joe Pesquale...

Quote: Kyle Gardner @ August 26 2011, 8:48 AM BST

Well sounding funny helped Joe Pesquale...

But not being funny hindered him.

Anyway,
I entered a comp a few days ago, type 'Laughing Horse New Comedy Act' or something similar into a search engine and it should come up. There's a heat in Bury and I think one in Bolton, the rest are London, Nottingham and other faraway lands.

Good luck bitch.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 25 2011, 1:13 PM BST

Unfortunately I got it on a bad night and there were three people in!

Literally? That's hilarious.

I think if it came to that you'd just buy everyone a drink and have a funny chat with everyone...

;) Kyle love your optimism keep going lad!

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