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I read the news today oh boy! Page 518

Quote: Westcountryman @ August 24 2011, 1:29 PM BST

The recent rioters would simply have stolen the money and tables and set up business themselves around the corner. Jesus had the good sense to knock them over.

Good to see they're enterprising over Jesus's nihilistic punk destruction

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 24 2011, 9:06 AM BST

You're making a generalisation; of course there are going to be many, many kids who are being brought up in a religious household who then go out and cause trouble. And many, many kids who aren't brought up with religion who don't go out and cause trouble.

Yeah of course. I fell into the second category when I was growing up.

Quote: chipolata @ August 24 2011, 9:12 AM BST

I'm with the normally insane Catskillz.

Aw Chip! I thought you were one of the few people on here who are at least willing to keep an open mind, and not just dismiss everything, along with LeeHenman and Leevil.

About 50% of the investigations I've been involved in involving fraud or violence against vulnerable people.

Has been carried out by people who would consider them selves church going Christians.

The only diference is they beseech Jesus to forgive them.

F**k religion. F**k hypocrasy. Most truly religious people are rather quiet about their faiths.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2011, 7:32 PM BST

About 50% of the investigations I've been involved in involving fraud or violence against vulnerable people....

Ah are you a Police Officer in your day job?

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2011, 7:32 PM BST

Has been carried out by people who would consider them selves church going Christians.

The only diference is they beseech Jesus to forgive them.

F**k religion. F**k hypocrasy. Most truly religious people are rather quiet about their faiths.

Well said !

Nah I'm a manager in social services

Social services eh, a very valuable and worthwhile profession.
I salute you!

Well actually work for a charity that does 3rd party work

but you know it's a job until the west end produces my musical

"Horse F**ker"

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2011, 9:22 PM BST

Well actually work for a charity that does 3rd party work

but you know it's a job until the west end produces my musical

"Horse F**ker"

That's weird; I'm working on 'Horse F**ker On Ice'.

Just as long as no one sings in your version I'll keep the lawyers back.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2011, 9:27 PM BST

Just as long as no one sings in your version I'll keep the lawyers back.

I really don't want to do this, but here goes........they can't sing, as they're a little horse. (I despise myself now.)

That joke is just pony.

Well you're saddled with it now.

I'm bridling at that statement

Sorry, I was thinking on the hoof.

Oh no, five terrible horse puns on the trot.

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