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The weather is so gloomy it feels like winter's coming- how many days til Christmas?

And just saw first conkers of the year. Bye then summer

124 days! I think.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Haven't you heard Santa's out of business due to the recession.

Christmas has been cancelled and replaced with Lent 2 till the economy has an up turn.

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2011, 5:44 PM BST

124 days! I think.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:) :) :)

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2011, 5:50 PM BST

Haven't you heard Santa's out of business due to the recession.

Christmas has been cancelled and replaced with Lent 2 till the economy has an up turn.

Teary

He will still bring me presents.
I am special. Mum said.

What are you hoping to get for Christmas this year?

No no no. No Christmas talk.

Bah Humbug!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 23 2011, 6:14 PM BST

No no no. No Christmas talk.

Bah Humbug!

:D
But summer is rubbish, and it's the next thing to look forward to!

I want a new iPod, my one's really old.

And, because I'm quite sad, I kind of want this http://www.firebox.com/product/3955/Harry-Potters-Wand-with-Illuminating-Tip

Like.

Don't forget to request the 2x AAA batteries as well

I think I'm going to have to ask for a smartphone which I've so far avoided because ever since I got mugged I just presume everything I take out will get nicked and result in injury.
But as I have no sense of direction, a handy map that knows where I am would be most excellent

Batteries? It's magic!

It's okay, batteries are magic. They will add to the magicalness of the magic

Okay, I'll get some then.

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