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Haha! It was Ben related, yes! :D

The aristocrats joke, south park version is pretty good. Mabye not the best.

3 pages! I bet Chip's kicking himself now...!

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2011, 5:21 PM BST

3 pages! I bet Chip's kicking himself now...!

:D This is the humblest day of my life.

Apparently that guy who got killed by the shark in the Seychelles didn't suffer much...

..he'd only been married ten days.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 23 2011, 12:49 PM BST

Apparently that guy who got killed by the shark in the Seychelles didn't suffer much...

..he'd only been married ten days.

That's excellent Laughing out loud

Not topical but the following joke was told to me when I went back to school having just been to my grandmother's funeral.

Q: What do you do if you see an epileptic in a bath?
A: Throw your washing in.

Little did I know that eight years later I was diagnosed with a mild form of epilepsy which I think qualifies me to tell the joke now.

Stephen Merchant: "Is the funeral relevant? The funeral is not relevant, ignore that."

Suprise BB News; Gaddafi due to appear tomorrow had a special arrangement with Sally Bercow. :O

My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"
I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

Now that's quite funny.

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for disabled orphans.

F**k that, knowing my luck I'll win one.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 23 2011, 12:49 PM BST

Apparently that guy who got killed by the shark in the Seychelles didn't suffer much...

..he'd only been married ten days.

:D You sick fecker.

Anyone...? Chip? :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 12 2012, 1:05 PM GMT

Anyone...? Chip? :D

You're on your own with this one, Putters. :P

:D No one's got the balls.

Frankie Boyle's latest tweet:

I'm holding a fun-run today to commemorate 9/11. We start at the top of the Empire State Building.

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