Quote: zooo @ August 20 2011, 10:16 PM BSTNoes, didn't see. He called Gary a dog? I kill himm!
That's not so bad actually. Calling a dog a hack, mediocre middle-of-the-road cockeyes popster shill, would be a far worse crime.
The X Factor. Page 2
His music can be a bit M-O-R but he's no hack, buddy!
No, it was just aimed at the women, because that's the kinda charming guy he was. Gary's gone a bit mean, loving his work!
Not that I watched it, mind. No sirree 
X Factor is my guilty pleasure. This and Britain's Got Talent are literally (and I know what "literally" means) the only times I ever watch ITV.
Gary Barlow: I love the way they're trying to cast him as as Cowell's replacement, the C**t, while we all know he's just a big teddy bear.
Kelly Rowland: one of the sexiest women on the planet. Easily as hot as Cheryl. Moreso, now that Cheryl's got fat.
Tulisa: so sweet and genuine, I feel like I want to adopt her. It's all a carefully crafted image, of course. I'd bet she does anal on the first date. Look at her.
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2011, 10:24 PM BSTHis music can be a bit M-O-R but he's no hack, buddy!
I think, with the greatest respect of someone who doesn't want banning, that, any 'artist' who goes on a show to make money on the back of a false construct that strips musicians of identity and voice and moulds them into jingle-lite android-products all to fulfill a Sony remit is a hack.
Take That were/are hacks, so he can the play the piano as he sings his nursery rhymes, so what? He devalues the piano! He was happy to take back Williams after all the shit that pretentious gluesniffing buffoon threw at him? Why? For artistic reasons? No, for ticket sales and poundsigns and promoting his personal agenda, he'd happily sell out his own soul to someone who publicly tried to humiliate him. Pah. His insight and mediation on emotion is about as deep as a packet of love hearts!
I also feel (see above banning comment) if you were level-headed enough to separate yourself from some nostalgic crush you have, you too, would join me in slating that untalented prat and renouncing this dancing cymbal-bashing chimp and the other 4 musically-stunted coked up clowns he carries on his back.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 20 2011, 10:39 PM BSTnow that Cheryl's got fat.
Well, if was a joke...
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2011, 10:41 PM BST
Well, if was a joke...
Not only was it a joke, zooo, but I was thinking about you when I wrote it. 
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 20 2011, 10:41 PM BSTI also feel (see above banning comment) if you were level-headed enough to separate yourself from some nostalgic crush you have, you too, would join me in slating that untalented prat and renouncing this dancing cymbal-bashing chimp and the other 4 musically-stunted coked up clowns he carries on his back.
Why are you getting bordering on personal? Weird.
I'm fairly used to people not liking Take That!
You may have your opinion about them, as I may have mine.
It's really odd how some people can get so angry about a pop group...
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 20 2011, 10:43 PM BSTNot only was it a joke, zooo, but I was thinking about you when I wrote it.
Aw, thanks.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 20 2011, 10:39 PM BSTTulisa: so sweet and genuine, I feel like I want to adopt her. It's all a carefully crafted image, of course.
I reckon the yank-rappa-wannabe down-with-the-gansta shit was the carefully crafted image. This is the real her I'm guessing, primetime TV, adoration of the elusive 11-17yr old market.
She'll leave her 'Homeboyz' within a year, guaranteed.
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 20 2011, 10:45 PM BSTI reckon the yank-rappa-wannabe down-with-the-gansta shit was the carefully crafted image. This is the real her I'm guessing, primetime TV, adoration of the elusive 11-17yr old market.
She'll leave her 'Homeboyz' within a year, guaranteed.
Probably.
Can I still imagine the anal-first-date thing is true though?
Sorry. I quit smoking again. Just cranky. Gonna go lie down. What do I give a f*ck anyway, it's their world.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 20 2011, 10:46 PM BSTProbably.
Can I still imagine the anal-first-date thing is true though?
That's definitely true, and other things that cannot be printed on a wholesome comedy-friendly British forum.
Is this going to work Cowelless?
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 20 2011, 10:41 PM BSTI think, with the greatest respect of someone who doesn't want banning, that, any 'artist' who goes on a show to make money on the back of a false construct that strips musicians of identity and voice and moulds them into jingle-lite android-products all to fulfill a Sony remit is a hack.
Take That were/are hacks, so he can the play the piano as he sings his nursery rhymes, so what? He devalues the piano! He was happy to take back Williams after all the shit that pretentious gluesniffing buffoon threw at him? Why? For artistic reasons? No, for ticket sales and poundsigns and promoting his personal agenda, he'd happily sell out his own soul to someone who publicly tried to humiliate him. Pah. His insight and mediation on emotion is about as deep as a packet of love hearts!
I also feel (see above banning comment) if you were level-headed enough to separate yourself from some nostalgic crush you have, you too, would join me in slating that untalented prat and renouncing this dancing cymbal-bashing chimp and the other 4 musically-stunted coked up clowns he carries on his back.
Huzzah! Huzzah!
How many 'fans' would 'love' them if they couldn't see them?
Total inability to separate fancying someone from recognising accomplishment.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 21 2011, 1:22 AM BSTTotal inability to separate fancying someone from recognising accomplishment.
Ah, another patronising, insulting arsehole. 
Lovely to see we have so many on the board.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 21 2011, 1:22 AM BSTHuzzah! Huzzah! How many 'fans' would 'love' them if they couldn't see them? Total inability to separate fancying someone from recognising accomplishment.
Take That aren't my cup of tea, and have never knowingly had a crush on any of them, but they've made quite a few decent pop songs that will stand the test of time.