Only 500?
And you're already part of the furniture.
I had to get to a thousand posts before Marc P would even ignore me
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Jack, I am not a young lady and I would have thought a more appropriate epithet would be misogynist.
38000 feet over Mississippi. Free in-flight WiFi is the bee's knees.
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2011, 10:51 PM BSTYou sir, are a bitch. Do you mean those ones that come in little cardboard pyramids?
That's them. Although the moment's passed and I don't fancy one anymore.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 20 2011, 2:17 AM BSTOnly 500?
And you're already part of the furniture.I had to get to a thousand posts before Marc P would even ignore me
Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2011, 4:00 AM BST38000 feet over Mississippi. Free in-flight WiFi is the bee's knees.
I took a cable car to 12000 ft in Austria, boy would I love to tandem glide down that basting hight! Have you Butt?
Showered, shoes highly polished, best suit on, wallet stuffed with cash - and off to the wedding we go!
:::::Much later I presume:::: Sweaty, shoes dulled, suit crumpled, wallet empty - and back home we come.
Enjoy!
Quote: dellas @ August 20 2011, 2:31 AM BST
The truth is out. 
This is the penis emoticon:
8=======D
Apparently.
This is the boobies emoticon:
(.)(.)
Quote: TopBanana @ August 20 2011, 6:15 PM BSTThis is the penis emoticon:
8=======D
Apparently.
This is the boobies emoticon:
(.)(.)
And if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D
( . )( . )
I've been diddled! I was persuaded to cut the lawn before it rained...it hasn't rained. Pah!
Quote: KLRiley @ August 20 2011, 6:19 PM BSTAnd if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D( . )( . )
I don't think women exaggerate boob size! That's a man thing.
Ratio zooo.
Quote: KLRiley @ August 20 2011, 6:19 PM BSTAnd if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D
Size isn't everything, right? Isn't good technique and stamina more useful considering the average vagina depth?
(I've never said 'average vagina depth' before)
High five \o/\o/