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Big Brother - Series 1 (Channel 5) Page 7

Feeling pretty smug about only recognising three of these celebs (four if you count Jedward as two people).

Can anyone beat that score?

Speakers wife (was on HIGNFY), Pink haired bloke (Was on Top Gear), Theo Walcott (was on Waterloo road), Kerry Katona (was on drugs), Amy Childs (was on 8 out of 10 cats), Jedward (was on everything)

You win

I feel sorry for John out of Jewdard. Edward gets his whole name but John only gets his initial in the 'band's name'.

Quote: Jamey @ August 19 2011, 3:14 PM BST

Speakers wife (was on HIGNFY), Pink haired bloke (Was on Top Gear), Theo Walcott (was on Waterloo road), Kerry Katona (was on drugs), Amy Childs (was on 8 out of 10 cats), Jedward (was on everything)

You win

Mine are Jedward (X-Factor), Tara Reid (infamous nipple slip video) and Kelly Katona (This Morning car crash video).

On the Murphy Scale, that actually makes Jedward the most famous of the lot, because I've actually seen them on telly, and nobody had even heard of them a year ago.

From what I've seen, Joh acctually appears to be a lot more calm and reserved than Edward and often tries to calm him down and explain things.

Thats why I feel sorry for John, because of his brother he is percieved as much more of a dunderhead than he acctually is.

Murphy; I oould call Kerry the most famous as she has been in the news for a few years now having a shite life, but also showing it to everyone. I don't know what she became famous for in the first place, but to me, growing up, it seamed she was famous for being on drugs and having a shite husband.

Quote: Jamey @ August 19 2011, 3:21 PM BST

From what I've seen, Joh acctually appears to be a lot more calm and reserved than Edward and often tries to calm him down and explain things.

Thats why I feel sorry for John, because of his brother he is percieved as much more of a dunderhead than he acctually is.

Are you seriously trying to pretend you can tell the difference?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 19 2011, 3:22 PM BST

Are you seriously trying to pretend you can tell the difference?

On panel shows, the first thing that guests tend to ask is "Which one of you is John and which is Edward?" From then on you know where each is sitting and can spot differences between the two.

Im sure BB will split them up at some point and you will definatly notice a difference.

I won't be watching any more episodes. I usually only watch the first one to see if I can spot the moment it dawns on the token yank that their career is over.

I want a Jedward.

I have also noticed a difference between John and Edward, but I thought Edward was the more mature and clever one that actually gets when they're being mocked.
Hmmm!

You know Zooo I think you may be right, embarresing stuff from me then.

Heh!
I want to see what their hair looks like before they style it.

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Gay, you think?

They've got gay lips.

They are harmless! They're having a whale of a time. I *heart* Jedward.

Type 'Are Jedward' into Google and it makes the following suggestions:

Are Jedward retarded?
Are Jedward gay?
Are Jedward gay with each other?

Aw, cute.

I think they are the last innocents left.
Also I think they're asexual.

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