People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 12
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 16 2011, 12:42 PM BST
Yes Mr.Daniels, All belt- no trousers- guilty! however no mention of dangerous fruit and veg. However a mysterious disapperance of complimentary shower gel?
The inserting of vegetables is not required for erotic asphyxiation Dellas, It is to do with stoping oxygen reaching the brain. Probably came from well hung men getting erections. Sorry hanged.
Quote: Marc P @ August 17 2011, 8:39 AM BSTThe inserting of vegetables is not required for erotic asphyxiation
Not required maybe but if you're going to do kinky you might as well do kinky.
Quote: Marc P @ August 17 2011, 8:39 AM BSTThe inserting of vegetables is not required for erotic asphyxiation Dellas, It is to do with stoping oxygen reaching the brain. Probably came from well hung men getting erections. Sorry hanged.
Hate it when people use my full name, feel like I'm being 'told off'
don't suppose I can shorten it??
Well Marc I bow to your superior knowledge on this subject!
Quote: dellas @ August 17 2011, 10:26 PM BSTWell Marc I bow to your superior knowledge on this subject!
It wasn't an invitation!
Private function?
Quote: Marc P @ August 17 2011, 10:44 PM BSTIt wasn't an invitation!
Ahoy!
How could I forget . . .
His name even suggests the way forward!
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 18 2011, 12:10 AM BSTHow could I forget . . .
His name even suggests the way forward!
Dont mention pickles with the fruit and veg crew around
Quote: Marc P @ August 17 2011, 10:44 PM BSTIt wasn't an invitation!
Shame! but are you being cruel to be kind?
Quote: dellas @ August 18 2011, 2:44 AM BST
I am always kind. 
Brandreth.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 18 2011, 12:10 AM BSTHow could I forget . . .
His name even suggests the way forward!
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We're going to need a bigger vegetable/