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Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 17 2011, 10:44 AM BST

No, because Jub Jub was an Iguana.

It might be called Charizard if I get my own way.

And if it is badly behaved you can call it Chavizard.

Just agreed to do another TV program.

Better get down the Gym.

Spent the morning touring at least 13 charity shops and all I got were sore feet and a sore back instead of the required costume item.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 17 2011, 2:55 PM BST

Whatever colour it wants to be.

:D

Quote: Vader @ August 17 2011, 7:57 AM BST

Annoying though it is when they act like idiots, women don't seem to do well in these situations. I remember being on a plane and hitting some turbulence, all the women screamed, and only the women. Me and the guy I was sat next to burst out laughing.

So it's annoying, but probably realistic...

How dare you. Women don't do such things.

The fact that I screamed and ran away from a large butterfly the other day is neither here nor there.

Quote: billwill @ August 17 2011, 3:02 PM BST

And if it is badly behaved you can call it Chavizard.

Nice one!
And don't get it a tartan blanket, you'll give it a heart attack.

Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2011, 3:36 PM BST

Just agreed to do another TV program.

Better get down the Gym.

Whistling nnocently Another Adult one?

Quote: zooo @ August 17 2011, 3:49 PM BST

How dare you. Women don't do such things.

The fact that I screamed and ran away from a large butterfly the other day is neither here nor there.

:D

It's funny because it's probably true.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 17 2011, 2:55 PM BST

Whatever colour it wants to be.

I thought their colour changing ability was fairly limited?

Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2011, 3:36 PM BST

Just agreed to do another TV program.

Better get down the Gym.

What TV programmes?

Quote: Vader @ August 18 2011, 9:01 AM BST

What TV programmes?

Celebrity Big Brother. He's a massive fan.

Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2011, 3:36 PM BST

Just agreed to do another TV program.

Ooh, tell us more!

Quote: Vader @ August 18 2011, 8:27 AM BST

:D

It's funny because it's probably true.

It was massive (I was at an animal park) and it went right at my FACE.

Just saw the banner add
What is Pupperty of the Penis?
Is it similar to Puppetry?

Bigfella House

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 18 2011, 12:45 PM BST

Just saw the banner add
What is Pupperty of the Penis?

Yeah, I noticed that. Those silly people.

Chip's just designed and printed some posters and used all the ink. Excellent work, Chip! Cool

Where is summer? :(

Why has no-one invented technology to give drought ridden people some of our rain, and we can have some of their sun?

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