Quote: chipolata @ August 16 2011, 11:01 PM BSTIt's a horror film - people behave stupidly. Then pay the price. Dems da rules of the genre!
They have both taken it to new levels.
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Quote: zooo @ August 16 2011, 11:04 PM BSTThey have both taken it to new levels.
Pff! If you and Aaron were taking a cheap holiday at a remote lake and accosted by mad chavs from the local council estate you'd behave exactly the same!
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2011, 11:04 PM BSTThey have both taken it to new levels.
In the remake of Friday The 13th, at the end when Jason is simply lying on the ground, they have a blade, but rather than decapitate him, the guy says "what's the plan?" the girl says something like "Hey, let's just dump his body in the lake"
a) We would never camp, especially next to a muddy pond.
b) As soon as we saw a big dog and chavs we'd swiftly vacate the area. And then come on here and complain about it. And possibly bemoan the state of today's society.
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 16 2011, 11:12 PM BST
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 16 2011, 11:00 PM BSTSo we're okay to joke about this now, right?
Well I'm off to bed but before I do, Lofthouse, I weren't being insensitive with the above 'joke'. I'm hit and miss y'see, you had a really shitty time from the sounds of it.
Ha! It's fine buddy
I ain't got that horrible shitty disease so it's all good
Just have to say we have a brilliant GP. Our family's had horrendous health problems - leukaemia, cancer, massive brain tumour (benign luckily) and he's always been on the ball. Can't fault the hospitals either. Health service has spent a fortune on us.
Quote: lofthouse @ August 16 2011, 10:39 PM BSTWell yeah I saw a TV show once where they did it like that and they got a result in a matter of minutes
which is why I was shocked when they told
me it would take 'a few days'but yea
that turned it to five weeks virtually to the day
nightmare!
And to cap it off I still don't know what was really wrong with me to this day
bloody waste of time
Glad to hear you're clue.
But, and don't take this the wrong way.
Do you f**k cats?
It could be feline AIDS
What a fraud ! Don't buy it ! Where's Dr Snoddy, Andrew Cruickshank, Barbara Mullen and Bill Simpson?
It's a fake !
"ring, ring"
'Hello, Arrden Hoose.'
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2011, 10:45 PM BSTWell it must get a f**kton better after this advert then!
It's been pretty boring so far. Although quite uncomfortable and a bit tense.So, he tells her to go and get help, and she sits in the dark all night and does nothing, then goes and watches them torture him, still neither trying to intervene or going to get help.
Talk about a bloody useless girlfriend.
Annoying though it is when they act like idiots, women don't seem to do well in these situations. I remember being on a plane and hitting some turbulence, all the women screamed, and only the women. Me and the guy I was sat next to burst out laughing.
So it's annoying, but probably realistic...
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2011, 10:55 PM BSTDumbest woman of ALL TIME.
Well she only asked? 
Quote: Vader @ August 17 2011, 7:57 AM BSTAnnoying though it is when they act like idiots, women don't seem to do well in these situations. I remember being on a plane and hitting some turbulence, all the women screamed, and only the women. Me and the guy I was sat next to burst out laughing.
So it's annoying, but probably realistic...
Not ALL women! Some of us have a remarkable fight or flight response. I'd be f**king excellent in a crisis (unless I had to run too much).
It's mine and Dan's 4 year anniversary thing today (not a weddingy one, we're not married). I'm on new ground now.
Also, Dan is getting a pet Chameleon next week as his birthday present.
How intriguing you talk about fight or flight, then mention it's your 4th anniversary...
Pet chameleon excelent are you going to call it Jub Jub?
No, because Jub Jub was an Iguana.
It might be called Charizard if I get my own way.