She's testing us.
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Maybe you had said something so funny, she weed herself?
Maybe she's actually a hyper intelligent space moggy and was protecting you from Alien death rays, with special anti death ray wee.
I believe Catskillz has a YouTube clip on the subject.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 15 2011, 10:01 PM BSTI said to Elliot that I'll just teach at a posh all boys school and always wear short skirts.
I get too fed up with gay jokes for that!
Be careful that could be seen as you being provocative to young males.
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2011, 1:55 AM BSTMaybe you had said something so funny, she weed herself?
Quote: dellas @ August 16 2011, 5:51 AM BST
I was kidding for a start (but I guess you were too!), and I could never be provocative - even if I tried!
AWW you are scatty sweety!
I loved being proved right
*smiles smugly*
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 16 2011, 1:36 PM BSTI loved being proved right *smiles smugly*
Pride cometh before a fall.
Helping mum nurse terminally ill uncle. Nurse delivers bedpan for uncle who has been constipated for a week, and helps us to put fresh linen on bed. Half an hour later uncle attempts to use bedpan, and misses. Status:indescribable.
Quote: Timbo @ August 16 2011, 6:32 PM BSTHelping mum nurse terminally ill uncle. Nurse delivers bedpan for uncle who has been constipated for a week, and helps us to put fresh linen on bed. Half an hour later uncle attempts to use bedpan, and misses. Status:indescribable.
That's proper horrible mate. Are you okay?
All pretty much cleaned up now. Don't want to be doing this again anytimes soon. Fortunately nurse has compensated for utter uselessness of GP and is organising sensible levels of medication and a home care package.