That or she's trying to tell you she's ill.
Or maybe it's like Skippy the Bush kangaroo..only with piss?
Psss
"What's that Pica? Dan's trapped down the old mine shaft?"
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Quote: JuliaR @ August 15 2011, 12:59 AM BSTIt's snowing. I have never seen snow in the city. I ran outside to bask in it. Oh, so beautiful. The trees are covered in a soft layer of what looks like, tiny bits of cotton wool. I think I will pretend it is Christmas day, minus the food, drink, gifts, family and friends.
Quote: zooo @ August 15 2011, 1:03 AM BSTAm so jealous!
SNOW! NOOOOOOOOOOO! After the last 2 winters, I HATE the stuff. (runs off to start panic-buying in time for winter)
Winter must be just round the corner for Scottish people isn't it?
According to Macbeth it may be winter but the camping gear is reduced
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2011, 11:10 PM BSTAnd about bloody time too!
Congratulations!
Thank youuuu!
Quote: Vader @ August 15 2011, 7:06 AM BSTI told you to get a new job, it's good to see that you do everything I say.
I only did it for you.
Why is everyone congratulating Ellie?
Is she with child?
I have a new job! 
Quote: bigfella @ August 15 2011, 2:28 PM BSTIs she with child?
Not quite yet.
Congratulations.
On both fronts.
Is it home time yet?
Quote: bigfella @ August 15 2011, 3:22 PM BSTCongratulations.
On both fronts.
I only have one front. 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 6:33 AM BSTPika just full on pissed on the duvet with me under it. Loads. Like tipping out a cup of hot orange juice. Had to throw out the duvet. WHY, PIKA? WHYYY????
Isn't a pika a small species of lagomorph? This may be where you are going wrong.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 6:33 AM BSTPika just full on pissed on the duvet with me under it. Loads. Like tipping out a cup of hot orange juice. Had to throw out the duvet. WHY, PIKA? WHYYY????
Riley Minor informs me that the correct response to this is 'ewwwwwwwww'.
Is the moggy okay? Not ailing? Ancient?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2011, 10:34 PM BSTDear Job,
I am no longer going to do you anymore, as I have found a new Job who loves me more, pays me more money for less hours... in an awesome industry.
Regards,
Eleanor
(Really sorry its next to Pica) but well done Ellie. See you in the bar later. Drinks on Riley. I've got through another hurdle on the job front. The next stage is an interview with a real person face to face!
Thanks very muchski. Good luck with your 1-1 interview.
Quote: keewik @ August 15 2011, 9:58 AM BSTSNOW! NOOOOOOOOOOO! After the last 2 winters, I HATE the stuff. (runs off to start panic-buying in time for winter)
Are you quite MAD?
Life without snow would be almost pointless.