Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 10:34 PM BSTYOU CAN'T DO THAT, LAURA! It might make him go GAY!
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In sirens they had a scene where Kayvan Novak's character asked the gay character why they had found a straight man with a carrot stuck in his ass from sex games with his wife, it was explained to him very thouroughly that you don't have to be gay to gain pleasure from anal penitration.
Although it sounds very unhygenic to me.
Some men apparently don't masturbate (or pretend they don't to their friends) as if you enjoy touching willies, even your own, YOU MUST BE A GAY.
How wise you are!
The most horrific fate ever.
You're all forgiven, I'll look the other way on this one.
I've learned something today: I guess we're all equal in our own ways.
Anyway, I'm off now to blow off some steam.
Do escorts even answer their phones at this time at night? I guess we'll find out.
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 10:44 PM BSTSome men apparently don't masturbate (or pretend they don't to their friends) as if you enjoy touching willies, even your own, YOU MUST BE A GAY.
Who on earth do you hang around with, zooo?!? 
Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2011, 10:50 PM BSTWho on earth do you hang around with, zooo?!?
I shoved a carrot up my pooper once
did absolutely nothin for me I have to say
maybe I shouldn't have grated it first?
Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2011, 10:50 PM BSTWho on earth do you hang around with, zooo?!?
I readed it, so I did.
Marc hetro guys shove things up their fundaments all the time.
Carradine and Hutchence were both super duper hetro.
There's no implication danger wanking is gay.
Infact you're revealing rather more about your stalinist prejudices than anything else.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2011, 11:12 PM BSTMarc hetro guys shove things up their fundaments all the time.
Carradine and Hutchence were both super duper hetro.
There's no implication danger wanking is gay.
Infact you're revealing rather more about your stalinist prejudices than anything else.
Danger wanking? Should one wear a hard hat for that?
Quote: Badge @ August 14 2011, 8:55 PM BSTScats, you're not serious are you? I took Marc P's homophobia comment as one (ahem) - affected by the grape - but you are the font of reason. When you say there is homophobia in the thread as well I take notice. And, old-school Guardian-reading liberal that I am, I looked back through every post on this thread for a smidgeon of homophobia, just so I could join in and condemn it. But I couldn't find any. Honestly. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I didn't see any.
Boris Johnson went to an all boys boarding school. So he was tossing off whilst having vegetables stuck up his orifices apparently from early years to the age of consent. By whom one wonders. And pictures of gay men posted, which has nothing to do with the original asphyxia theme. Maybe not homophobia Badge. Maybe something else. Fresh grape.
No one seems to be concerned about the poor vegetables in all this. They get no choice about whose arsehole they get shoved up....the first they know about it is when it goes dark. It's vegetable rape we're talking about here.
It's nice for them like returning to the dark earth from which they were born.