No, no. I'm not at all angry or anything! Honest! 
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Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 14 2011, 9:50 PM BSTNaked women, or semi naked women are attractive.
Naked men, or semi naked men aren't.
To whom?
Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 14 2011, 9:49 PM BSTAnd don't even start me on Airfix magazines.
They are for proper sickos...
I was going to say that. If (semi-)naked men aren't attractive, I guess we all just lie back and think of England/wherever else to reproduce and nothing else.
Cor England, don't even get me started on Wales.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 9:58 PM BSTI was going to say that. If (semi-)naked men aren't attractive, I guess we all just lie back and think of England/wherever else to reproduce and nothing else.
Some people genuinely seem to believe that. 
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 9:58 PM BSTThey are for proper sickos...
Well, I suppose everyone has to have a hobby.
Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 14 2011, 9:49 PM BSTAnd don't even start me on Airfix magazines.
Some people Revell in that sort of thing.
People think I'm odd because I like the naked male form, the muscles and broad shoulders, small firm bums, the long lean legs.
It is other women who go all 'girly' and pull disgusted faces, no wonder men have no confidence about their bodies, I have to force my OH to undress for the beach.
Please note I am fully aware of sexism and womens' suffering in this area.
The 'asphyxiwank phenomenen' may be a convienient way to 'self-pleasure', hence no need to find sexual partners? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 9:56 PM BSTNo, no. I'm not at all angry or anything! Honest!
How noble Scats x
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 9:58 PM BSTTo whom?
To me, and to people who are influenced into purchasing consumer goods based on a sexually implicit ad. campaign. Don't disagree or I'll be offended.
Which brings me to Dellas. Essay time young lady...
Quote: dellas @ August 14 2011, 9:55 PM BSTmy remarks were about 'hetero' men,
Well that's alright then. You don't think heterosexual men have feelings too?
I for one am morally outraged. Where's my apology? Appease my delicate susceptabilities or so help me God, I will leap down from my pedestal and stomp my feet so hard.... And then... Er... I may just forget all about it, wander off, decide it wasn't really outrage but self-righteous tubthumping sanctimony, and I then may find something else to feel outraged about.
I'm just another persecuted token white heterosexual male y'see, seeking offence everywhere I go. Sod the opressed trapped in dictorships and those without liberty to speak freely, I am offended by flimsilly constructed comments made by strangers. I am a hetero man and don't like the suggestion ALL men should be tortured with FRESH PRODUCE!
What's my point? Oh yeah... Don't let your opinion fall out of alignment with mine or you'll offend me!
Men have rights, and feelings too! Get me a pen a piece of paper. I need to voice my offence because I'm that self-important, and my offence matters THAT much.
Seriously though, biting satire aside,
'Girls are prettier than men' is a compliment. Not objectifying you or whatever other buzzwords are used to trigger outrage. Women clean up well and are just good looking. It's the subject of art, poetry and most aesthetic appreciation. Femininity is attractive. That is all.
Of course women are more physically attractive to you, you are a straight man!
But some men/people think women aren't aroused by the male physical form, and what you said suggested you were one of them.
We wanted you to know that this is bollocks, for want of a better word.
Don't you worry your pretty little head over it sweetheart. I know women sometimes have feelings of their own, and I think that is delightful. Now pass me my pipe and run along.
*stuffs pipe up your arse*
*lights it*
*skips off giggling*
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 10:31 PM BST*stuffs pipe up your arse*
Homophobe.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, LAURA! It might make him go GAY!
Dear MR.Daniels please forgive me for upsetting the red blooded 'heteros' of course anal sex with vegtables is equally funny whether you be gay or straight.
May I refer you to my latest post on 'Difference between men and women', perhaps this may clarify any misunderstanding regarding suggested 'sexism' on my behalf.
No lecture required Sir. 