In theory most lap dancing clubs are really rather sordid unpleasant places and dishonest in their very nature.
Not that I've ever been to.
There's a definite argument about male sexuality being constantly at war with sublimated violence.
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 9:15 PM BSTI spose so, but I'm perhaps right in saying, perhaps not, that there's more specific strip clubs with female employees than there are with male? And they have quite a different ethic?
Yeah, I think to girls it's a bit of a novelty as they see a man stripping and dancing for what it is, ridiculous. Men in strip clubs get intense and try to make eye contact and think the girl enjoys what she's doing. When, to quote Peter Griffin, They're dead inside.
When I glanced at the title of this thread, I thought it was about 'Airfix wank'
I thought: that's nice....having one off this wrist while building a faithful replica of a Lancaster Bomber, or whatever. Or maybe devotees of Airfix wank get high on the glue fumes while they bash their Bishop.
Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 14 2011, 9:21 PM BSTWhen I glanced at the title of this thread, I thought it was about 'Airfix wank'
I thought: that's nice....having one off this wrist while building a faithful replica of a Lancaster Bomber, or whatever. Or maybe devotees of Airfix wank get high on the glue fumes while they bash their Bishop.
Followed by a very embarassing trip to casualty
To get a Lancaster peeled off of your bellend.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2011, 9:23 PM BSTFollowed by a very embarassing trip to casualty
To get a Lancaster peeled off of your bellend.
That would tend to make it fly low.
You can get away with it if you whistle the Dambuster theme when the doctor tuts at your kit model, substance abuse perversion farrago.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2011, 9:29 PM BSTYou can get away with it if you whistle the Dambuster theme when the doctor tuts at your kit model, substance abuse perversion farrago.
On the bright side, it would make one's John Thomas look of King Kong-like proportions (it being attached to an airplane).
Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 14 2011, 9:11 PM BSTOnly glamourous lipstick lesbianism to be fair, there's no market for watching two 'butch' going to town on eachother.
Funny how double standards exist. If men watching strippers behaved the way women do when watching strippers (laughing, screaming, eeking and hollering) there'd be a lot of boucers breaking ribs.
Not just male strippers but the male body in genreral.
Girls can pick up magazines with some bloke from twilight who lost his shirt and trousers in the wash and gush over it with there friends, nobody will bat an eyelid.
But if a man looks at a skimply dressed woman on a magazine or points it out to his friends everyone around (including me) naturally thinks of him as some sex obsessed pervert.
Have you ever opened The Sun? Anyway, I am not getting into this!
How about Keith Chegwin?
Men and women do seem to get diferent things from pornography, so it's not unreasonable they should be viewed diferently.
Even men's technology magazines have almost naked women slumped over everything.
You don't get women's fashion magazines with naked men holding every shoe and handbag.
The former makes men look a bit stupid, in my opinion.
Anyway, like Robyn said, I don't want to get into a lengthy discussion about it! I'm already exhausted from the conspiracy thread.
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 9:41 PM BSTEven men's technology magazines have almost naked women slumped over everything.
You don't get women's fashion magazines with naked men holding every shoe and handbag.
The former makes men look a bit stupid, in my opinion.
Anyway, like Robyn said, I don't want to get into a lengthy discussion about it! I'm already exhausted from the conspiracy thread.
And don't even start me on Airfix magazines.
Naked women, or semi naked women are attractive.
Naked men, or semi naked men aren't.
Sorry Scats! was being a tad 'OTT' regarding 'cucumbergate' certainly no offence intended. Was in naughty mood and think men and anal penertration is very funny, prob' because I can't do it and not too worried about trying.
I am not homophobic in any way, my remarks were about 'hetero' men, lots of my chums are gay, and I am very proud of them. 