Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2011, 6:09 PM BSTDear Sir/Madam,
Thank you for your interest in the (insert CENSORED here), we've had alot of really high quality entries and it was almost impossible to choose the short list.
Long story my short CENSORED. Your not on it.
SWISH! SUCKA!
Kindest regards
That's a rejection for quite a diferent service!
Robyn's Tangle just broke. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 7:24 PM BSTRobyn's Tangle just broke.
Even naive little me thinks that sounds a bit suggestive! 
It's a plastic coil type thing that you can play with and kind of wiggle. It sounds weird, but it helps to stop my trich urges.
Is it like a small slinky?
Um, it can coil up like that. It looks like this - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tangle-Original-Jr/dp/B0012GQU2I
Would it stop me feeling stressed and if so where do I buy it?
Oh those things are irritatingly addictive.
I heartily recommend Science Putty.
Amazon! They're lovely to feel and play with, because they just kind of flow. It defo de-stresses me, even when broken. The new designs, mainly available on eBay look less breakable!
Aw, is cute.
Fox has just arrived to be fed and is limping, no doubt due to some bastard dog.
Poor Mr Fox
Quote: keewik @ August 14 2011, 8:36 PM BSTFox has just arrived to be fed and is limping, no doubt due to some bastard dog.
My pesky fox(es) have bitten through the air-pipe that leads to the bubble aerator in my pond! Again!
Grrrrrrrr!
It's time to wire up the PIR activated 500 watt floodlight methinks. I have one sitting in my garage waiting, I used to have it in my front yard, but fitted a nicer looking one.
Dear Job,
I am no longer going to do you anymore, as I have found a new Job who loves me more, pays me more money for less hours... in an awesome industry.
Regards,
Eleanor