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People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 5

Quote: Leevil @ August 14 2011, 3:06 PM BST

Yeah, bless the f**king nonce.

:)

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 5:49 PM BST

Well I suppose not. He's bound to be even more mentally buggered up now than he was before!
Poor old Langham.

And probably not just mentally.

This thread annoys me

The proper term is

"Danger_wank"

Can mod change this please?

Danger wank sounds like a childrens superhero cartoon.

Quote: Marc P @ August 13 2011, 11:01 PM BST

Is it me or is there a wee bit of nasty homophobia within this thread?

Yes, there certainly is. It's also always interesting, in similar situations, how disparaging some men are about male homosexuality, yet how surprisingly enthusiastic they are about lesbianism. That's not aimed at anyone here, just sayin'. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 7:59 PM BST

Yes, there certainly is. It's also always interesting, in similar situations, how disparaging some men are about male homosexuality, yet how surprisingly enthusiastic they are about lesbianism. That's not aimed at anyone here, just sayin'. :)

Well it's easier to aim if you're a male.

Quote: Chappers @ August 14 2011, 8:02 PM BST

Well it's easier to aim if you're a male.

Rolling eyes

what do you call a man with a blue penis?

a tight fisted wanker

the old ones are the best

Scats, you're not serious are you? I took Marc P's homophobia comment as one (ahem) - affected by the grape - but you are the font of reason. When you say there is homophobia in the thread as well I take notice. And, old-school Guardian-reading liberal that I am, I looked back through every post on this thread for a smidgeon of homophobia, just so I could join in and condemn it. But I couldn't find any. Honestly. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I didn't see any.

Quote: Badge @ August 14 2011, 8:55 PM BST

Scats, you're not serious are you? I took Marc P's homophobia comment as one (ahem) - affected by the grape - but you are the font of reason. When you say there is homophobia in the thread as well I take notice. And, old-school Guardian-reading liberal that I am, I looked back through every post on this thread for a smidgeon of homophobia, just so I could join in and condemn it. But I couldn't find any. Honestly. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I didn't see any.

I agree - nothing at all against those pervy shirt-lifters.

I didn't mean anything specific. It's just the connotations of the entire thing, perhaps, that seemed a bit jarring for me? Things like suggestions of men "taking a giant cucumber" seemed kind of ridiculing/derogatory. Also the way it descended into who could take what "up the bum". Maybe I'm just hypersensitive/a mental gay feminist student. Laughing out loud

Quote: Jamey @ August 14 2011, 7:44 PM BST

Danger wank sounds like a childrens superhero cartoon.

He was, his sidekick was kid fist

Quote: Jamey @ August 14 2011, 7:44 PM BST

Danger wank sounds like a childrens superhero cartoon.

:D :D :D :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 7:59 PM BST

how disparaging some men are about male homosexuality, yet how surprisingly enthusiastic they are about lesbianism. That's not aimed at anyone here, just sayin'. :)

Only glamourous lipstick lesbianism to be fair, there's no market for watching two 'butch' going to town on eachother.

Funny how double standards exist. If men watching strippers behaved the way women do when watching strippers (laughing, screaming, eeking and hollering) there'd be a lot of boucers breaking ribs.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 14 2011, 9:04 PM BST

I didn't mean anything specific. It's just the connotations of the entire thing, perhaps, that seemed a bit jarring for me? Things like suggestions of men "taking a giant cucumber" seemed kind of ridiculing/derogatory. Also the way it descended into who could take what "up the bum". Maybe I'm just hypersensitive/a mental gay feminist student. Laughing out loud

Poor innocent Scats.

Even the most hetro Norfolk based crime writing mannly mn has a prostate and an anus.

Both of which respond delightfully to being stimulated.

I spose so, but I'm perhaps right in saying, perhaps not, that there's more specific strip clubs with female employees than there are with male? And they have quite a different ethic?

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2011, 9:14 PM BST

Poor innocent Scats.

Errr

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