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People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 4

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 14 2011, 12:57 AM BST

We've got the Tangerine Mr Edmonds
Peel or no Peel

Laughing out loud
Listen to the wanker's offer first.

Laughing out loud

;) There are folks who like being 'strangled to orgasm' I don't, but would love to try! my partner would too! a bit scary though, if he did'nt put bin out- well suppose instant death.

Derren Brown says that if you hold your breath until you pass out you can't die as when you knock yourself out your body can't hold its own breath and so will breath again stopping you from dying.
Sounds factual, and it's not like Derren Brown has a history of misleading people.
So you and your partner should try if you want, mabye one at a time so your safe if something goes wrong.

*Jamey's advice and opinions do not reflect the advice and opinions of BCG forums, or the NHS, or common sense*

Acctually, look up how safe it is first.

Thanks Jamie not trying tonight, have you?

Quote: dellas @ August 14 2011, 3:11 AM BST

;) There are folks who like being 'strangled to orgasm' I don't, but would love to try! my partner would too! a bit scary though, if he did'nt put bin out- well suppose instant death.

i had to read that post back about 7 times and I still can't believe my eyes

>_<

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Quote: dellas @ August 14 2011, 5:47 AM BST

Thanks Jamie not trying tonight, have you?

Nope, I wanna get bored of sex first before I seek "higher" forms of pleasure.

Why do we assume the only people into this are uptight right wing public school types? That Carradine chap died this way and he was pretty cool. The likes of Larry David, Jarvis Cocker or Graham Linehan could just as easily be into it.

You didn't mention Mr Paula Yates!

Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2011, 2:44 PM BST

Why do we assume the only people into this are uptight right wing public school types? That Carradine chap died this way and he was pretty cool. The likes of Larry David, Jarvis Cocker or Graham Linehan could just as easily be into it.

Fine then, I will put foward someone who I acctually quite liked in The Thick of it. Chris Langham;

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Aww. He has enough problems, bless him.

Yeah, bless the f**king nonce.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 2:56 PM BST

Aww. He has enough problems, bless him.

But lets be honest, you wouldnt be suprised :P

Well I suppose not. He's bound to be even more mentally buggered up now than he was before!
Poor old Langham.

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