The BCG bar. Page 28

Anyone up for Karaoke.

*Starts to sing King of the Road ever so slightly off key

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 12 2011, 8:47 PM BST

Anyone up for Karaoke.

*Starts to sing King of the Road ever so slightly off key

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I'd rather slit my wrists!

* Tries I Will Survive instead

Oh, no you wouldn't - believe me.

Fancy a drink instead dear?

*turns music off & runs away

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 12 2011, 8:56 PM BST

*turns music off & runs away

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A wise precaution.

I'll have sex on the beach and a bag of scampi fries.

I'd expect at least a battered sausage as well Dellas...aim high my dear

Do'nt want to get it covered in sand!

Wise.

Barman, drinks all round please

for me and all the other 'miserable old reprobates' in tonight

Cheers Lofty! just going down the pub, See Ya'!...

"Who are you calling 'miserable'?" *throws punch at lofthouse, misses, hits dellas by mistake, hilarious barroom brawl ensues*

"double 13 for the game"