Of water? Nah.
People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 2
Jeremy f**king Clarkson, yes 5000cc of marrow up the arse, causing choking to f**king death.
Andrew Lloyd Webber;
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00802/Andrew-Lloyd-Webber_802798c.jpg
Also whoever this guy is;
http://www.suberize.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/creepy-politicians.jpg
Not sure how to post pictures so I hope the link is ok.
Quote: Trabs @ August 11 2011, 4:12 PM BSTAs in...if you picked up the paper tomorrow and found out they had died from asphyxiwank, it really wouldn't surprise you.
I'll start the ball rolling with Daily Mail bellend Peter Hitchens:
You must really hate him.
Maybe you could get a column in the Mirror; now the NOTW is done they could do with improving their journalistic standards.
Quote: Westcountryman @ August 12 2011, 7:38 AM BSTYou must really not hate him.
Maybe you could get a column in the Mirror; now the NOTW is done they could do with improving their journalistic standards.
Eh?
Quote: Jamey @ August 12 2011, 7:13 AM BSTNot sure how to post pictures so I hope the link is ok.
Prime candidate for 'Up The Arse Corner' in Viz !
Quote: Trabs @ August 12 2011, 9:18 AM BSTEh?
A stray 'not' got in there(no pun intended.).
I have a sneaky feeling that David Walliams might like a bit of 'asphyxiwank'
David Starkey.
Quote: dellas @ August 12 2011, 5:58 AM BST
Yes - and his best mate Pierced Organ.
James May[or may not] and that dwarf who wears mascara, he could take a giant cucumber; one in his grinning gob.
It's intereseting that most people mentioned so far are quite nerdy when the most famous autoerotic deaths are Michael Hutchence and David Carrsdine. Both 'bad boys'.
So I'm going to put my money on Colin Farell and Charlie Sheen.
Prince Charles and The Pope, Nelson Mandela and Dame Vera Lyn TOO respectable to be straight?
Mandela spent 27 years ib prison, I'd be surprised if he didn't, but Vera Lynn.... no way dellas, you've gone too far.
I nominate Boris Johnson.
Filthy, filthy beggar.