As in...if you picked up the paper tomorrow and found out they had died from asphyxiwank, it really wouldn't surprise you.
I'll start the ball rolling with Daily Mail bellend Peter Hitchens:
People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death
David Walliams (fingers crossed)
Great thread 
Avram Grant and Peter Hitchens look very similar in those pictures.
Quote: Trabs @ August 11 2011, 4:23 PM BSTAvram Grant and Peter Hitchens look very similar in those pictures.
Probably a side-effect of the asphyxiwanking
I can't put pics up but Michael Gove is a definite candidate, in my mind. In fishnet tights with an orange in his mouth. Just like the last Tory MP who went that way.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ August 11 2011, 4:27 PM BSTI can't put pics up but Michael Gove is a definite candidate, in my mind. In fishnet tights with an orange in his mouth. Just like the last Tory MP who went that way.
Allow me Alf:
This thread is going to run and run...
I've always hated this creepy f**ker off TV.
Paul Ross *shudders*
On a completely unrelated note, do we yet know what Amy Winehouse died of?
Quote: Nogget @ August 11 2011, 5:00 PM BSTOn a completely unrelated note, do we yet know what Amy Winehouse died of?
Toxicology reports expected later this month
Quote: AJGO @ August 11 2011, 5:06 PM BSTToxicology reports expected later this month
You can't dust for asphyxiwank.
That's beautiful, is that a lyric?
I suspect it was either fresh air or water. Took a sip of water and her f**ked up system couldn't handle it. Sorry, if you're a fan.