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I read the news today oh boy! Page 470

Quote: chipolata @ August 9 2011, 9:06 PM BST

We'll do what we always do in this country when it's all over. We'll have umpteen expensive inquiries that will last forever and at the end of all them we'll get some watered down legislation that has very little effect.

Hasty knee-jerk legislation would be worse.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ August 9 2011, 8:50 PM BST

That's why water cannon are so effective.

Yeah, they seem like a good idea. Especially since the police need to clear the area before the fire brigade can be deployed.

Wasn't the original guy carrying a gun? Anyone who carries a gun deserves little to no sympathy if they themselves get shot by the police, and some reports say he opened fire on the police in which case he pretty much got what he deserved.

Quote: DaButt @ August 9 2011, 8:40 PM BST

Those flash mobs are cropping up in various cities. I've read that Philadelphia has a big problem.

Hold on! The riots have spread across the Atlantic?!!

Quote: chipolata @ August 9 2011, 8:54 PM BST

We need some brand new youth in this country.

Don't worry, the current batch is working on it.

Quote: chipolata @ August 9 2011, 9:06 PM BST

We'll do what we always do in this country when it's all over. We'll have umpteen expensive inquiries that will last forever and at the end of all them we'll get some watered down legislation that has very little effect.

£5,000 fine for being caught wearing a hoodie. It'll either help to pay for the damage or it'll improve the UK's fashion sense -- either way you win.

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 9:10 PM BST

Hold on! The riots have spread across the Atlantic?!!

No, this is an ongoing problem.

The German army tested a military one in a trial siege scenario. Got all role playing soldiers out of the building and captured in a few minutes! Not as exciting as using the SAS perhaps, but just as effective and far less costly!

Quote: Vader @ August 9 2011, 9:10 PM BST

some reports say he opened fire on the police

That doesn't appear to be the case.

:O I've always believed that there should be a curfew on on all men after dark Cool

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 9 2011, 9:10 PM BST

Don't worry, the current batch is working on it.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Police have managed to confiscate couple of petrol bombs, think just Enfield at the moment but people seem to be moving around

Oooh, ooh, ooh, I thought of a joke...

Forget "Arab Spring", this is the "Chav Summer".

(needs work)

I had "Ladbrokes vandalised?! What were the odds?"

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 9:10 PM BST

Hold on! The riots have spread across the Atlantic?!!

:O I wouldn't bet against it actually happening tho.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ August 9 2011, 9:32 PM BST

:O I wouldn't bet against it actually happening tho.

I would. Our idiots have their own reasons to behave badly.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2011, 9:29 PM BST

I had "Ladbrokes vandalised?! What were the odds?"

Ha. I bet William Hill will give you odds on it, they take bets on everything!

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