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Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 10:24 PM BST

I do like a nice cord trouser.

I prefer a pair.

Nah. A real man just wears the one.

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 10:36 PM BST

You need to sort yourself out, you do.

Maybe these riots are about cords?

*makes crap joke about striking a cCoolord*

But really, zooo; cords?!! What's wrong with Jeans?

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 10:53 PM BST

Nah. A real man just wears the one.

:D

Quote: Rob H @ August 8 2011, 11:13 PM BST

Maybe these riots are about cords?

*makes crap joke about striking a cCoolord*

But really, zooo; cords?!! What's wrong with Jeans?

Surely one can like both in this day and age?
Must there be a cord/jeans war?
Think of the children.

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 11:15 PM BST

Surely one can like both in this day and age?
Must there be a cord/jeans war?
Think of the children.

You're right, Zooo....it's all got too materialistic.

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 8 2011, 11:19 PM BST

You're right, Zooo....it's all got too materialistic.

Laughing out loud

You're on fire!

Oh hang on, that's London.

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 10:53 PM BST

Nah. A real man just wears the one.

I thought you were merely born a man?

Chip's just had somebody having a go at him for not saying goodmorning to them. Chip didn't even see the silly arse!

Quote: Vader @ August 9 2011, 6:41 AM BST

I thought you were merely born a man?

Who, me?

Quote: Badge @ August 8 2011, 11:20 PM BST

Laughing out loud

You're on fire!

Oh hang on, that's London.

:D you're not doing too shabilly yourself, mate!

Our office cleaner has just called to say that she's heard from a policeman she knows that trouble is predicted this evening in Peterborough.

I don't know how much credibility we can give to this but I just might keep out of the city centre tonight just in case.

The problem now is that people have seen the London scum getting away with looting so they think they have the excuse to do it anywhere.

In other news my wife has just got an interview for a job in a residential home for children with challenging behaviour. At least someone is trying to do good in society.

I would post some stuff on here but it's been so long that I've forgotten my password. Ummmmmm......

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 9 2011, 3:40 PM BST

I would post some stuff on here but it's been so long that I've forgotten my password. Ummmmmm......

:O :O :O You never call! You never write! You never post!

I've been sent home from work... cider and working on the roof terrace. :)

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