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Jonnie Marbles Page 8

McIntyre is many things, but a crap stand up is CERTAINLY not one of them.

Well he's no Nat Wicks.

*Sigh*

Fine, then the issue for me is he's a capable technical comedian. He's well practised, his routine is neatly written and well timed.

It's also entirely without originality or anarchy. He's a travel lodge, a lexus or a tabloid.

A perfection of bland anonimity like the nutrient free grain they used to starve rabbits with.

I don't like that.

That I will allow.

Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2011, 9:17 PM BST

Fine, then the issue for me is he's a capable technical comedian. He's well practised, his routine is neatly written and well timed.

It's also entirely without originality or anarchy. He's a travel lodge, a lexus or a tabloid.

A perfection of bland anonimity like the nutrient free grain they used to starve rabbits with.

I don't like that.

But when he skips and swings his arms at the same time, he moves at the speed of a bullet.

Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2011, 9:17 PM BST

Fine, then the issue for me is he's a capable technical comedian. He's well practised, his routine is neatly written and well timed.

It's also entirely without originality or anarchy. He's a travel lodge, a lexus or a tabloid.

A perfection of bland anonimity like the nutrient free grain they used to starve rabbits with.

I don't like that.

Yeah but back to stand up? :D

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 5 2011, 12:29 AM BST

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

And now you have Godot, any thoughts about the twerp?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 4 2011, 8:01 PM BST

McIntyre is many things, but a crap stand up is CERTAINLY not one of them.

Mind you I will give him this, I am actually getting a bit tired of willfully offensive comedians. Yawn paedophiles, yawn Jordan has a disabled black kid.

I'm thinking of the last gig I did how many jokes there were on tits, rape and paedophilia (none from me thankyou). It's actually a bit well cliched.

So I suppose a comic who is just about family friendly, well timed observational comedy. Is actually in his own way a little radical (albeit I know he's not alone in this).

I think of him as family friendly too, so it's weird when he occasionally starts talking about blowjobs and things. Feels all wrong.

What's going to happen when Jonnie gets out to all these riots? He'll probably think they're taking the piss...

Quote: Tim Azure @ August 8 2011, 11:25 PM BST

What's going to happen when Jonnie gets out to all these riots? He'll probably think they're taking the piss...

:D And how pleased is Murdoch that the riots are deflecting the attention from him?!

I thought it was started by the Free Marbles movement. And the free trainers, the free TVs, the free phones...

Quote: Marc P @ August 4 2011, 10:09 AM BST

If he has been sentenced to six weeks - does that mean he will do only three?

He only did two weeks according to a magazine article I read...and he came out last week, so he could have been in Big Brother. Fortunately for us and him, he wasn't...

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