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I read the news today oh boy! Page 451

Just read this on Guardian website, from about half hour ago

Police officer in riot gear being treated on ground behind police barricade off lower Clapton Road in Hackney. No visible injuries but her ankles were trussed together

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 8 2011, 9:13 PM BST

Cameron apparently just got on a plane to come home and head a COBRA meeting. (BBC)

This is no time for expensive beers!

Quote: Badge @ August 8 2011, 9:24 PM BST

This is no time for expensive beers!

Have you ever drank Cobra? I doubt an old Etonian would touch it with yours.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 8 2011, 9:17 PM BST

Did you read it?

It was yesterday.

Ah sorry, I thought you were talking about the original waitress/tipping incident.

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I f**king knew it!

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 9:31 PM BST

Ah sorry, I thought you were talking about the original waitress/tipping incident.

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Thanks for listening to my rantings everyone!

It's strangely relaxing watching our country burn on News 24.

Word is Greggs in Hackney has been petrol bombed

Quote: chipolata @ August 8 2011, 9:43 PM BST

It's strangely relaxing watching our country burn on News 24.

Maybe if you're somewhere in safe suburbia!

Gangs gathering in local parks to mug in great numbers. Particularly after bikes, probably lost a few in the chase

Jeez AJGO sounds like 28 days later

F**king feels like it an all

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2011, 9:47 PM BST

Maybe if you're somewhere in safe suburbia!

Oi, I have my own troubles here! I still can't get rid of the smell of burnt fish from the kitchen.

Still full scale looting, things being set on fire, violence going on. Think they've just got the press the f**k out of here. Only a few streets away and apparently still spreading out.
Want to go to sleep but too much going on, including random shouting, banging, and helicopters. Glad I got beer and cigarettes in before everything got boarded up. Might be eating bread and cheese for a while though

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