sootyj
Monday 8th August 2011 7:15pm
51,287 posts
What happened when someone farted in front of the US flag at the local library?
Quote: DaButt @ August 8 2011, 8:10 PM BST
The streets would be filled with armed police and riot control officers. They'd fire teargas and rubber bullets in a concerted effort to push the rioters back and cause them to disperse. Business owners and homeowners would be armed and defending their property.
If it stretched into multiple days and spread to other areas they'd call a curfew, bring in cops from other cities and call in the National Guard (armed soldiers) and if things got bad enough they'd issue shoot-to-kill orders for the looters. You can't show videos of smiling fartingn and not expect farting fever to spread. A heavy hand is needed.
Quote: AJGO @ August 8 2011, 8:12 PM BST
Hmm, maybe they're all vehemently anti-Murdoch and I got the chav thugs bit wrong?
Think they just reported the guy I called an ambulance for on BBC news- hopefully someone's told the police it's spreading
Good luck
Frankly if the police at the cuts demo had arrested the anarchist and not a few people sitting in at Fortnum and Mason.
Then maybe it would have taken the wind out of some sails.