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DaButt can we send you some soup? Maybe some old jokes?

(yo ho ho the English Empire is back!)

Anybody live in/near Tottenham? What's this all about?

Apparently a bus and a florist's did something terrible and needed punishing...

The police shot a guy on friday and killed him (fair play he shot at them)

and his family and friends are having some vengance. Frankly I'd send in the troops and kill every one over the age of 16

with

1 2 kids
2 no GCSEs
3 no job
4 a car with underbody neons
5 a pitbull that fills in their child benefit forms for them.

I'd also suggest shooting their children.

Mind you it might be easier to carpet bomb the shit hole.

Quote: zooo @ August 7 2011, 12:41 AM BST

Apparently a bus and a florist's did something terrible and needed punishing...

You sound like your describing something extremely perverted.

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2011, 12:45 AM BST

The police shot a guy on friday and killed him (fair play he shot at them)

and his family and friends are having some vengance. Frankly I'd send in the troops and kill every one over the age of 16

with

1 2 kids
2 no GCSEs
3 no job
4 a car with underbody neons
5 a pitbull that fills in their child benefit forms for them.

I'd also suggest shooting their children.

Mind you it might be easier to carpet bomb

You sound like your describing something extremely perverted.

Not that you're in any way extreme!
:D :D :D

Shops in the area have also been looted with people seen pushing away shopping trolleys full of goods.

That's the way to protest! Hit them where it hurts.

Flame throwers anyone?

Angry

Quote: catskillz @ August 6 2011, 10:45 AM BST

It was probably them who smuggled it into the country in the first place. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQNSoOX-dcw&feature=related

Hold on, shouldn't DaButt have made his usual "Horseshit!" claim about this?

Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2011, 12:31 AM BST

DaButt can we send you some soup? Maybe some old jokes?

Howzabout a new president? The current one is a joke.

Quote: catskillz @ August 7 2011, 1:52 AM BST

Hold on, shouldn't DaButt have made his usual "Horseshit!" claim about this?

It goes without saying, dude.

Quote: keewik @ August 7 2011, 12:33 AM BST

Anybody live in/near Tottenham? What's this all about?

This guy explains the situation perfectly:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAe82P4jhVI

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 7 2011, 1:00 PM BST

This guy explains the situation perfectly:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAe82P4jhVI

What the f**k??????????

It's good at the end when the guy goes mental. I'd like to see some newsreaders do that.

Quote: keewik @ August 7 2011, 12:33 AM BST

Anybody live in/near Tottenham? What's this all about?

Apparently it's spreading to my neck of the woods, Enfield. Although I'm in nice middle-class Winchmore Hill, so should be safe.

Is it bad that I want it all to kick off?

Quote: shaggy292 @ August 7 2011, 6:56 PM BST

Is it bad that I want it all to kick off?

Yes - it's terrible.

I don't agree with it - it's just rather exciting.

Quote: shaggy292 @ August 7 2011, 7:05 PM BST

I don't agree with it - it's just rather exciting.

Will it be really exciting if you get your house petrol bombed?

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