Bad Televised Joke Log

Hi all,
Inspired to start this log after watching Have I Got News For You on Dave and I am interested to see if any certain comedian gets more listed jokes than any other, also to see how bad some jokes can be.

Fox News, I've noticed you rarely see foxes on it

Chris Addison (Hosting Have I Got News For You)

Quote: another40winks @ August 4 2011, 10:02 PM BST

Hi all,
Inspired to start this log after watching Have I Got News For You on Dave and I am interested to see if any certain comedian gets more listed jokes than any other, also to see how bad some jokes can be.

Fox News, I've noticed you rarely see foxes on it

Chris Addison (Hosting Have I Got News For You)

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How do you define 'listed joke'?

I think he means the comedian with the most jokes posted on this thread.

Quote: Jamey @ August 5 2011, 3:07 PM BST

I think he means the comedian with the most jokes posted on this thread.

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I think Chris Addison will win it by a country mile...

Quote: Tim Azure @ August 5 2011, 6:18 PM BST

I think Chris Addison will win it by a country mile...

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Anyone know what exactly is a country mile?

A country mile is either very bumpy/hilly or indirect (driving around fields for example) so is generally longer than a town persons mile, except you can generally travel along a country mile quicker.

Is it because country people can't count?

Chris Addison by a c**try mile more like

stick to floggin insurance you talentless money grabbing little pussy

I don't really understand this thread.

Yes - I know. I am old.

Can I post the entire script for Another Case of Milton Jones?. F**k that was laboured, and not in a good way.

Anyway how can there be so much hate for Chris Addison while Jack Whitehall lives and breathes?

He wants people to write down (here) bad jokes they hear people tell on TV.
And then see if they all come from the same few comedians.

Quote: Timbo @ August 5 2011, 10:16 PM BST

Anyway how can there be so much hate for Chris Addison while Jack Whitehall lives and breathes?

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+1

Quote: lofthouse @ August 5 2011, 10:06 PM BST

Chris Addison by a c**try mile more like

stick to floggin insurance you talentless money grabbing little pussy

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Lofthouse, this thread is about predictable jokes...

Quote: Tim Azure @ August 5 2011, 10:41 PM BST

Lofthouse, this thread is about predictable jokes...

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I guessed it would be.

Quoting Russell Howard on here would crash the internet.