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Quote: lofthouse @ August 2 2011, 8:52 PM BST

Salted peanuts are as addictive as heroin to me

And they're just as deadly to me. Sick

I've never eaten a peanut in my entire life. They just don't appeal to me.

They good

damn they good

I mean good

REAL good

shit I want some now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI

These are good...

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=265879153

Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2011, 5:06 PM BST

Went to the coast with some good friends yesterday - our boy is best mate with their son at school. Today we hear that the brother of the mum died in a car crash last night.

It really makes you think when you go through what we did how fragile life can be.

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/traffic-transport/latest-travel/driver_killed_in_crash_on_dangerous_road_1_2923509

This leaves me cold - our car ended up not dissimilar to this and yet we came away with cuts and bruises. Why were we so lucky and he was not?

My uncle used to be an undertaker and he's assisting with the funeral as he did with my mother's. He'll take good care of everybody.

It's boiling but Chip's still wearing a jacket. Is this all you've got you've got to throw at me, sun?

We're not allowed out the building due to a suspect packages, damn, no lunch for me today

Ellie has stupidly only just had her hand x-ray'd after her bike accident 4 weeks ago - and has now got her hand in a cast! Fractured hand!

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 3 2011, 12:43 PM BST

We're not allowed out the building due to a suspect packages, damn, no lunch for me today

And they're keeping you in the building...

Quote: EllieJP @ August 3 2011, 1:13 PM BST

Ellie has stupidly only just had her hand x-ray'd after her bike accident 4 weeks ago - and has now got her hand in a cast! Fractured hand!

Ouch, poor you..

Eh?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 3 2011, 1:13 PM BST

Ellie has stupidly only just had her hand x-ray'd after her bike accident 4 weeks ago - and has now got her hand in a cast! Fractured hand!

Poor you how will you punch those who annoy you?

Quote: Tuumble @ August 2 2011, 9:52 PM BST

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/traffic-transport/latest-travel/driver_killed_in_crash_on_dangerous_road_1_2923509

This leaves me cold - our car ended up not dissimilar to this and yet we came away with cuts and bruises. Why were we so lucky and he was not?

My uncle used to be an undertaker and he's assisting with the funeral as he did with my mother's. He'll take good care of everybody.

That's horrible, you weren't the one who ended up in someones garden were you? What's so bad about that road, and how was your car looking in comparison to his car?

Near me there's this blind 90 degree bend in the road in a 60 zone, I remember one time I was driving along it for the first time since I passed my test and I remembered it, but forgot how tight it was (it's much tighter going one way than the other) and thought I was a better driver in a sportier car and would have no trouble. But if I hadn't been following another car I think I would have crashed, you don't realise how tight it is until you're right on top of it, and I wasn't expecting to have to slow down to 10 mph in a 60 zone.

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2011, 2:33 PM BST

Poor you how will you punch those who annoy you?

It's pretty solid... reckon I can do some damage.

Getting good at typing one handed too.

Chip's been out and about in Shrewsbury today dodging the bloody chuggers on the High Street. There's about 6, all from Shelter.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 3 2011, 3:48 PM BST

It's pretty solid... reckon I can do some damage. Getting good at typing one handed too.

Which hand, Belly? ;)

Ouch, Ellie!

That seems to happen quite often, my mum broke her leg and carried on walking on it for a week. Flipping heck.

I hate chuggers. Walked past about 5 today. At first I smile and say sorry, but after the 4th time I just stonily ignore them, even when they speak to me.

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