Bloody hell I must be drunk, I have no recollection of the incident.
And the worst thing is I'll probably end up sharing a cell with Johnny Marbles.
Anyone willing to help Sootyj hide out on the run?
Sootyj is going to jail!
Great I'm off to prison and no one on BCG has got anything to say?
Screw you all.
Have fun!
But you're not are you?
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2011, 2:31 PM BSTGreat I'm off to prison and no one on BCG has got anything to say?
Screw you all.
Buy golly I'm going to bake 100 of the hardest pizzas ever, then you'll see some vengance!
Awwww. Poor Paul Daniels. I have his autograph, y'know?
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2011, 10:49 AM BSThttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a333037/paul-daniels-hospitalised-after-sooty-pizza-sketch.html
Bloody hell I must be drunk, I have no recollection of the incident.
And the worst thing is I'll probably end up sharing a cell with Johnny Marbles.
Anyone willing to help Sootyj hide out on the run?
They'll pass you around so much you'll think you were the ball in a Barcelona game.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 3 2011, 2:56 PM BSTAwwww. Poor Paul Daniels. I have his autograph, y'know?
How could we possibly have been expected to know that?
Ah soots. I did see this earlier and wondered what you'd have to say. However, I don't think jail is the likely outcome. You're more likely to get Soo'd.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 3 2011, 2:56 PM BSTAwwww. Poor Paul Daniels. I have his autograph, y'know?
Yeh well did he like it?
Not a lot!
I guess it's Karma, Soots. We did rip the piss out of Mr Marbles (I'll be next in the slammer, no doubt).
On the bright side, as a glove puppet you're well used to people thrusting their hand up your arse. 
It 'damaged his eye' - he must've been bending over.
Don't worry Sooty I'll help spring you. You'll have to forge some fake id though cos I'm f**ked if I'm digging a tunnel.
Yeh just as long as you don't go all
"I love you Phillip Morris"
Sooty is now the top search on yahoo.