The worst advice you've ever received. Page 2

You can't teach old tricks to new dogs.

Make the microphone go up your nose and pull a gurning face. It's hilarious and not at all annoying.

Don't fall over in the shower, if you do fall over in the shower don't hurt yourself.

Oh go on. It's just a small one. It won't hurt.

was that after you fell over in the shower? Or before?

After I fell over in the bath actually, so it was the last time I ever allowed myself to give myself advice.

There's a programme that's right up your street. You like sketch shows don't you? and you enjoyed Gavin & Stacey...

You can't beat a McDonalds meal

You can't beat a boiled egg for breakfast.
I didn't get Leevil's advice; or was it a compliment?

Quote: Stephen Birch @ August 3 2011, 8:26 AM BST

You can't beat a boiled egg for breakfast. I didn't get Leevil's advice; or was it a compliment?

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I think it was a compliment. We all love your avatar tribute to Christopher Reeve.

Thank you you little Italian sausage. It's only taken more than a longwhile for anyone to get it.