Yo to all you bastards and Moother Fookers out there.
My name is Charley and I am currently on maternity leave from the site. I have a risk of prem babies so hoots of laughter are banned. Hence why I have been lying doormant, on my ever increasing arse cheeks.
Anywahey inbetween fingers in fanny and scans and shit, I have been popping by and noticing some newbies. Hi newbies oh and many old friends. Hi oldies.
Baby is due in Oct but may arrive any day. Its a lickle girlie so hopefuy she will have my potty mouth. Good news is there is another vag coming into the world and nout better than that. (Notice I refrained from using the C word there).
I shall be about a bit more to catchup and to share my stories of multi colour discharge, nippes that pick up high speed broadband and my super powers of removing corner sofas just by sitting on them.
Any advice on how to get through the next 10 weeks would be just dandy O. I am pretty much confined to the concreted sofa and boredom is making me poke my baby in the head........a lot.
Laters arse hooooooooooles.
Xxx
