Just saw him going into court on the news.
He said: "I'd just like to say, this is the most humble day of my life."
That's pretty funny. Made me laugh, anyway.
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2011, 1:53 PM BSTJust saw him going into court on the news.
He said: "I'd just like to say, this is the most humble day of my life."
That's pretty funny. Made me laugh, anyway.
Anyone got a custard pie?
Quote: Aaron @ July 24 2011, 5:15 PM BSTIf you assault someone, and they have a heart attack, which kills them, would you not expect to be on a murder charge?
Like with the death of Ian Tomlinson?
"A riot squad officer, filmed shoving a man to the ground during violent G20 protests in London last year, will not face criminal charges over his death, Britain's chief prosecutor said on Thursday."
They'd have to prove that he was committing a crime at the time. I don't think riot control measures are considered criminal acts by most courts.
Quote: Nogget @ July 29 2011, 4:33 PM BSTLike with the death of Ian Tomlinson?
"A riot squad officer, filmed shoving a man to the ground during violent G20 protests in London last year, will not face criminal charges over his death, Britain's chief prosecutor said on Thursday."
Out of date.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jun/20/ian-tomlinson-death-officer-trial
Apparently he's been sentenced for six weeks. If it was assault anyway with a custard pie, makes you wonder why he didn't go the whole hog?
Why would he throw a pig at him?
I feel slightly sorry for the big lummox. He had a statement and never even got to read it. And that's it. His fifteen minutes are up. Obscurity beckons.
He got to say "this is the most humbling day of my life."
Which, and I will give him this, was kinda funny.
Obscurity and a non consensual bumming
he's a standup even the nonces will reject him
Johnny Marbles: that's just the way he rolls.
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Glassy
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2011, 6:18 PM BSTObscurity and a non consensual bumming
he's a standup even the nonces will reject him
Int. Prison Showers.
Billy Scar Face
"What do you do, then?"
Johnny Marbles
"Me? I'm a stand-up, Mr Face"
Billy Scar Face
"You're no good to me standing up son....bend over, you ho (ho ho)"
A stand up in jail? Life imitating art like the recent Lead Balloon episode.
Quote: Tim Azure @ August 2 2011, 4:52 PM BSTApparently he's been sentenced for six weeks. If it was assault anyway with a custard pie, makes you wonder why he didn't go the whole hog?
Jail?
f**king ridiculous
Thats it then. Its official.
this country is a sodding JOKE
im emmigrating to Bolivia where I intend to eek out a living on a peanut farm
bye losers 