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yeah.. I was expecting a long list of rape jokes. where is that thread?

In all seriousness I only condone consensual rape jokes. Rape obviously isn't funny, but then neither is someone knocking on a door or changing a light bulb and look at how many jokes there are about that.

Is your name a reference to the Stewart Lee joke about Mallard's procreating via 'gang rape'?

For the record,

I read of few of these posts a week or so back on the computer at work and didn't think anymore of it.

Apparently an internet history drop-down bar showing Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes hasn't put me in a great light with the madcap zany guys and gals at work.

Nothing I could say could explain myself. I said to one of the mob "C'mon look, I'll even show you the site" A girl practically screamed "Eww! You're going too far now! Stop it!"

Cue: Curb Your Enthusiasm title music.

The BCG: Not safe for work. :(

Quote: Jack Daniels @ July 12 2011, 4:05 PM BST

For the record,

I read of few of these posts a week or so back on the computer at work and didn't think anymore of it.

Apparently an internet history drop-down bar showing Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes Rape Jokes hasn't put me in a great light with the madcap zany guys and gals at work.

Nothing I could say could explain myself. I said to one of the mob "C'mon look, I'll even show you the site" A girl practically screamed "Eww! You're going too far now! Stop it!"

Cue: Curb Your Enthusiasm title music.

For a fee I can sell you some completely clean jokes featuring the word rape...

Quote: drake mallard @ July 12 2011, 11:50 AM BST

. Rape obviously isn't funny, but then neither is someone knocking on a door or changing a light bulb and look at how many jokes there are about that.

Changing light bulbs is funny!

I recently had to be hospitalised after watching the changing of the bulbs for Blackpool illuminations

So many bulbs so much laughter...

When I have an essay length post to type in critique at work - And I have a queue, I'll often say to a waiting customer 'Be with you a moment sir' until I've finished.

I'm a workplace rebel maverick, or "sick bastard" as is now the case.

So how's the job answering the phones for 999 calls going?

:D :D :D

Quote: Vader @ July 12 2011, 3:27 PM BST

Is your name a reference to the Stewart Lee joke about Mallard's procreating via 'gang rape'?

no.. it's from darkwing duck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

Quote: Badger Sarse @ July 12 2011, 7:34 PM BST

no.. it's from darkwing duck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

i have changed my name now.. this makes no sense Pirate Pirate Pirate

Quote: Dr Sanchez @ May 12 2011, 3:56 AM BST

"I'm not condoning rape, obviously, you should never rape anyone... unless you have a reason, like you wanna f*** someone and they won't let you; in which case what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don't rape them?"

pretty sure that's a Louis CK joke recited verbatim

Quote: Adam Henderson @ August 2 2011, 2:46 PM BST

pretty sure that's a Louis CK joke recited verbatim

It is, but then he did put it in quotation marks, so it's pretty obvious he wasn't claiming it as his own joke.

People have said that this love song I wrote might be "a tad rapey".

http://youtu.be/jBsUBpoe7Q8 - It's called Get in the Van!

I knew a bloke who was the secretary of the Huddersfield & District Cat Raping Society. Think is name was Tony Miaow

Quote: swerytd @ May 11 2011, 8:27 AM GMT

Excellent 'Sun' reporting: emphasizing every second word means your point of view has more value. Be led by the italics!

My favourite Frankie Boyle joke is a rape joke: 'They say that Viagra takes half an hour to work. By half an hour I find the woman has usually managed to wriggle free'.

Dan

hahah or the incest/rape joke "is it the fact that your father raped you as a child that upsets you, or the fact you enjoyed it"

the man is a legend :)

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