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Quote: Chappers @ August 1 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Do you mean Mike Nesmith?

That's what I said Whistling nnocently

Quote: Will Cam @ August 1 2011, 10:30 PM BST

Mike Nesmith (of The Monkees fame) is the son of the woman who invented Tippex.

*shakes fist at Wikiepedia and shouts, look in your mirror arseholes, we're right behind you.

Turles can breathe through their a-holes!
Apart from humans Armadillos are the only animals that suffer leprosy.
The tongue of a blue whale has the same mass as an adult elephant.
Fermented cheese tases better than demented.
My mum's first cousin's third uncle is second-in-line at the local chippy.
Some of the above is TRUE.

Do you rememeber a glove puppet called 'Lamb Chop'? well that lady is 'Jamaroquies' mum.

Blimey, now that IS interesting. Probably explains the jerky way he moves.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2011, 3:17 AM BST

zooo has four elbows.

I believe two of them are what we grown-ups call 'knees'.

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2011, 11:57 AM BST

what we grown-ups

:D ;)

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2011, 11:57 AM BST

I believe two of them are what we grown-ups call 'knees'.

You must have very funny looking arms then.

I suppose we can't expect Leevil the hairy chimp to understand the workings of the superior human body.

Opposable what?!

Quote: dellas @ August 2 2011, 9:17 AM BST

Do you rememeber a glove puppet called 'Lamb Chop'? well that lady is 'Jamaroquies' mum.

I don't think so, unless you guys have a different Lamb Chop over there.

Billinaire recluse and handwashing weirdo Howard Hughes invented the uplift bra.

For the film The Outlaw with Jane Russell.

Your foot fits exactly between your elbow and wrist

Only if you are a chinese acrobat!

Quote: Marc P @ August 2 2011, 2:23 PM BST

Only if you are a chinese acrobat!

Try it, suprisingly easy (and then put that on YouTube :D)

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