Hmm, I have hairs on the plams of my hand.
Oh it's okay it's just a few stray pubes.
Useless facts. Page 2
Theres more bacteria on a computer keyboard than in the average toilet bowl.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 1 2011, 11:10 PM BSTTheres more bacteria on a computer keyboard than in the average toilet bowl.
And probably your mobile phone too.
Charles Dickens invented the word 'boredom'
Quote: Chappers @ August 1 2011, 10:58 PM BSTand the second sign?
Was my favourite trick as a child, loved catching people out with that one 
Quote: Chappers @ August 1 2011, 11:12 PM BSTAnd probably your mobile phone too.
Anyone got any wipes??
Emily Head who plays Carli from the Inbetweeners is Anthony Head's daughter.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 1 2011, 11:17 PM BSTEmily Head who plays Carli from the Inbetweeners is Anthony Head's daughter.
And Sharon Maughan's?
Sarah Fisher, apparently. http://unitedagents.co.uk/sarah-fisher
These facts are starting to get dangerously close to useful. 
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 1 2011, 11:22 PM BSTSarah Fisher, apparently. http://unitedagents.co.uk/sarah-fisher
These facts are starting to get dangerously close to useful.
So no Gold Blend then?
An anagram of david chappers is 'dad has perv pic'.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 1 2011, 11:36 PM BSTAn anagram of david chappers is 'dad has perv pic'.
Funny how anagrams can be quite appropriate at times!
At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing.
Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year.
Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46.
That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother.
If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa.
+ 
+ sort your lives out.
zooo has four elbows.
presenters on radio4 are terrified of the protracted weather bulletin, as I have just witnessed, poor woman coughed her way through!