Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2011, 2:10 PM BSTMy name is on the Grauniad website - does this constitute as fame?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jul/27/strangest-excuses-miss-pre-season
Scroll down to MANAGERS HANGING ON TO THEIR OLD OFFICE
Now to be seen appearing on the BBC Cricket coverage [between 1727 and 1733]...
"From Jeremy, TMS inbox: "So Ian Bell scores more on his own in the second innings than the entire Indian team. Is this really England we're watching?"
Strangly I read that on the live feed and laughed.
Tired.
Quote: bigfella @ August 1 2011, 5:38 PM BSTStrangly I read that on the live feed and laughed.
Normal service will be resumed shortly.
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2011, 10:25 AM BSTChip discovered this morning that his side gate had been forced open over the weekend. He needs to beef up security.
Sounds like you need a chastity belt.
Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2011, 5:06 PM BSTWent to the coast with some good friends yesterday - our boy is best mate with their son at school. Today we hear that the brother of the mum died in a car crash last night.
It really makes you think when you go through what we did how fragile life can be.
Sorry to hear that.
Glad you're spending time doing what you enjoy in life and making a name for yourself in various sporting commentaries!
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2011, 12:33 PM BSTChip's just nipped out and got the new Argos book. He's the talk of the office now.
OFFICE WORKER
Who's the chav in the corner?
oooooh get you Putters!
i s'pose do all your shopping at fortnum and mason?
nowt wrong with Argos mate
and if your calling me a chav too then im afraid im going to have to ask your to step outside
*waits outside*
Calm down dear, it's just a joke
Quote: lofthouse @ August 1 2011, 7:01 PM BSToooooh get you Putters!
i s'pose do all your shopping at fortnum and mason?
nowt wrong with Argos mate
and if your calling me a chav too then im afraid im going to have to ask your to step outside for a blowjob
crikey talk about living upto a stereotype!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 1 2011, 8:01 PM BST*waits outside*
Calm down dear, it's just a joke
I know!
I was joking too
dear! 
Not happy 
Thanks to my eldest I've had to replace my Nokia N8's LCD screen (big nasty crack in it)
All went well and looked great when started back up, I'm thinking nice one but sadly the touchscreen doesn't f**king respond, aaaargh!! 
Quote: lofthouse @ August 1 2011, 8:24 PM BSTI know!
I was joking too
Too late. High-ya!! *judo-chop!*
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 1 2011, 8:36 PM BSTToo late. High-ya!! *judo-chop!*
*smacks round the head with an Argos catalogue*