today indeed
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Can't make tonight, but good luck!
Quote: billwill @ August 1 2011, 9:00 AM BSTBillwill is waiting for the Electricity Supplier's electrician to come and fit a new big switch near his electricity meter.
Up early (for me) as he could have arrived as early as 8am, but I bet I'll be thumb twiddling until noon at least.
Hooray, nice efficient company-electrician, been and done the job already.
Quote: KLRiley @ August 1 2011, 7:39 AM BSTToday I am mostly unemployed. And the realisation that I will never ever have to see any of those morons again or suffer the adverse impact on my life of their decisions is bliss.
Happy Monday everyone!
Woo!!!
Chip's just nipped out and got the new Argos book. He's the talk of the office now. 
It's cute how they give you a special little bag for it now.
Quote: zooo @ August 1 2011, 12:49 PM BSTIt's cute how they give you a special little bag for it now.
I didn't get the little bag. 
Go back and demand one.
Roscoff is sanding down newly laid plaster. This is not a euphemism by the way.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2011, 9:09 AM BSTWith or without firearms?
5% cut across the board. Everything and I mean everything gets the same cut. The guns won't be necessary as long as the politicians don't start penning special exemptions into the bill.
Wishing I was watching the cricket...
I am.
My name is on the Grauniad website - does this constitute as fame?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jul/27/strangest-excuses-miss-pre-season
Scroll down to MANAGERS HANGING ON TO THEIR OLD OFFICE
Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 1:16 PM BSTRoscoff is sanding down newly laid plaster. This is not a euphemism by the way.
Hah! If it was done by an expert plaster it wouldn't need sanding, it would be glass smooth already...
Billwill is sanding down his newly laid plaster. This is not a euphemism by the way.
Went to the coast with some good friends yesterday - our boy is best mate with their son at school. Today we hear that the brother of the mum died in a car crash last night.
It really makes you think when you go through what we did how fragile life can be.